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Girls:if you found out you were pregnant with a monkey you would abort it, amirite?
by Anonymous10 years ago
This should not be aimed at only girls, I would hate for that to happen to me as well...
I'm wondering what's going through fuzala's head though...
by Anonymous11 years ago
Wait a minute http://www.amirite.com/738970-monkeys-are-fascinating-creatures-amirite
by Anonymous11 years ago
1. baby monkeys are adorable
2. I love him/her
3. I don't want to take away his/her chance to live
I'd also make sure to introduce the baby to many monkey companions in a monkey habitat to better ensure healthy development
by Anonymous11 years ago
Baby human monkey hybrids?
is that safe?
by Anonymous11 years ago
this baby is not a hybrid
baby is a monkey as far as I know from this post
if there's a fatal factor involved
that's a whole other story
by Anonymous11 years ago
oh yeah
I have a question
why would you hate for that to happen?
by Anonymous11 years ago
I wouldn't, I just can't imagine someone enjoying a different species emerging from their vagina.
by Anonymous11 years ago
well I wonder
does anyone enjoy the feeling of pushing out a human baby?
I was referring to your first comment
"I would hate for that to happen to me as well..."
by Anonymous11 years ago
Emotionally yeah, physically I'd think not, but the fact it's a whole different species would probably have me freaking out worse than when Michael Jackson and Billy Mays died in the same week.
by Anonymous11 years ago
since it's known beforehand
and the person chooses to keep the monkey fetus
then
I'm thinking she'll prepare for all that emotionally
plus, giving birth vaginally usually releases something to ensure that the mother feels strong emotional ties to the baby
that could help too
I shouldn't sugarcoat it though
it sounds like a scary, tough decision
by Anonymous11 years ago
What I want to know __missy__ is how did that monkey get in there!?!
by Anonymous11 years ago
that's definitely a question to ask OP
or I could give the typical teenager response
"you're so nosy dad"
by Anonymous11 years ago
I would say some mad scientist kidnapped you , and inserted a nucleus with monkey DNA into you while you were unconscious. So no beastality or monkey rape involved.
by Anonymous11 years ago
so the monkey would have the characteristics of the biological mother and father?
by Anonymous11 years ago
Yeah no human DNA.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I'd be really mad at those rotten scientists
they'll be hearing from my lawyer
by Anonymous11 years ago
Yes. That's what I would "say" too.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I've kind of always wanted a pet monkey. And it's probably cheaper to raise a monkey baby than it is to raise a human baby.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I would beg and plead for my wife to keep it. Not only would we have accomplished the impossible and become rich, but we'd have a MONKEY. That's a gift.
by Anonymous11 years ago
You wouldn't be wary of the monkey mailman that stops by everyday while you're at work?
by Anonymous10 years ago
Not because its a monkey, but because I don't want to be pregnant now, or maybe ever. Human baby or otherwise, I have too much that I want to do right now to even consider being pregnant or raising a young animal.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Probably not.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I would abort it simply because I never wish to get pregnant. Ever. For someone like me who identifies as a male with a female body, bearing children is unnatural for me and the thought of getting pregnant makes me sick. Sure, it's another life, I get it, however I will not sacrifice my life for something I never wanted. I wouldn't even want it to go to the adoption centre because I know how awful it really is.
All in all, I believe it's my choice to choose.
Another thing is that I know pregnancy would drive me insane. I would even go so far as to stabbing myself to remove that foreign creature from my body. For the sake of both lives, why not just remove one?
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