LEGO bricks have killed more people than black holes have, amirite?

Makes me wonder about cosmic rays and cancer. Maybe black holes are still in the running?

by Useful_Device_3436 2 weeks ago

Maybe we fell into a black hole and were already dead.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

It's entirely possible that a black hole has consumed planets or galaxy's containing life.

by Flaviomurray 2 weeks ago

Okay Megamind

by Decent-Kick-2779 2 weeks ago

he did say "people" ...

by DriverAdventurous601 2 weeks ago

Maybe, no people though

by Legitimate-Archer 2 weeks ago

It says people, as in ‘humans'

by AvailableArt2588 2 weeks ago

Ok other humans could have existed and been destroyed by a black hole. Billions and billions of years is a lot of time.

by Flaviomurray 2 weeks ago

if a tree falls and no one hears it did it even exist in the first place?

by DriverAdventurous601 2 weeks ago

Just wait until you start reading about the multiverse theory. 🤯😱

by Orphareinger 2 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure that's the basis for string theory. It can get super complicated. Statically given an infinite amount of time anything is possible, even two races of humans existing at the same time.

by Flaviomurray 2 weeks ago

But a species EXACTLY IDENTICAL to humans is very unlikely to exist

by AvailableArt2588 2 weeks ago

Not necessarily if humans evolved and existed on one planet then they could exist on a similar planet with similar conditions which exist all over the universe. If it happens once it can happen again given time.

by Flaviomurray 2 weeks ago

So what if they created Legos?

by AvailableArt2588 2 weeks ago

What if they use Lego weapons?

by Flaviomurray 2 weeks ago

What if they're made of Lego and use black hole weapons?

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Lordy have mercy on our souls

by Flaviomurray 2 weeks ago

This is exactly how statistics work and I love it. Legos are more dangerous than black holes CONFIRMED! We have the data to back it up.

by NeighborhoodDeep7409 2 weeks ago

Who has died because of legos?

by Chemical-Ground-3422 2 weeks ago

I'd say most Lego related deaths are due to choking.

by Useful_Device_3436 2 weeks ago

A Lego bit my sister once...

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Those responsible have been sacked

by Marina21 2 weeks ago

Realli?

by Pamelamuller 2 weeks ago

No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the Legø with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

There has definitely been a child who chocked on a lego and died

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Probably a child choking on a brick or something

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

At least one

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Stepping on one feels death-adjacent.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Depends what you mean by black holes

by Qshields 2 weeks ago

How do you even know though. They affect space and time. Could be that it's happened already and all of our civilization is just an afterimage

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

By that logic, more people have died to water overdose than black holes

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

We are barely space faring so yeah.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

I reckon lego bricks have killed more people than sharks since lego was invented. I have no data to back this up.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

I don't think you can prove this.

by Wise-Anything 2 weeks ago

Number of people killed by black holes: 0 Therefore, anything that has every killed anyone has killed more people than black holes. Poisoned toothpicks have killed more people than black holes. Turtles dropped by eagles have killed more people than black holes. Beards have killed more people than black holes. Tying the head of your defeated enemy to the saddle of your horse has killed more people than black holes.

by Pamelamuller 2 weeks ago

There's no way to prove nobody has been killed by a black hole. Entire star systems that may have contained sentient life could have been consumed, putting the number of people killed by them into unfathomable numbers. Far higher, I suspect, than the number of people killed by lego.

by Wise-Anything 2 weeks ago

There are exactly zero people reported killed by black holes. There is at least one person reported to have been killed by each of the methods I mentioned. Therefore, on the balance of probabilities, each statement made above is true. "May have contained sentient life"? Let's see some evidence for that claim; it's a big one so the evidence had better be good. "I suspect" is not going to cut it. Anyway, wouldn't you rather be killed by tying the head of your defeated enemy to the saddle of your horse than by a black hole?

by Pamelamuller 2 weeks ago

I'm not sure where reported numbers entered the debate. I find it highly unlikely that anyone reporting anything when they all get eaten up by a black hole. "Got. D. E. S. T. R. O. ..." You get the point.

by Wise-Anything 2 weeks ago