+575 Jack and Jill went up the hill to do some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said, "Do you wanna?". Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. Jack and Jill went down the hill and will soon be having a son. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Silly Willy, you said it wrong. :P Jack and Jill went up a hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said 'do you wanna?'. Jill said yes and dropped her dress, and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son. Just kidding. You can say it however you wanna. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha i like yours better.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha i like that way. In the future i wont forget about the pill...like Jill did. lol.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, I like the "silly Jill forget her pill." much funnier ;D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is so funny. But I like the one where Jill forgot her pill better :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and then Jill wanted a refund for her marijuana due to her lack of mentionable highness

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i.love.this. my teacher rapped this and now it is her ringtone ahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But Jill could not afford the bill so she called her one night stand. Jack had moved to Timbuktu and was ignoring Jill's demand. So Jill took her son, "Ring the doorbell and run!" but then she felt kind of bad, so she slipped a note into the home and this is what it read: Dear Random Lady, here is a baby. I didn't know what to do. I am way to young to take care of my son, so best of luck to you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow so funny

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I like the theory. Maybe they went up the hill so they wouldn’t be bothered and ended up doing IT. Or it was their main objective in the first place. You never know what the WATER could mean.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I always heard it as “Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said “you know you wanna” Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun, But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son”

by Anonymous 5 years ago

yeah thats the one i know!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Me, one of my friends, and one of my ex-friends used to sing this in 5th grade

by Anonymous 2 years ago

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by Anonymous 2 years ago

yes!!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said do you wanna Jill said yes lifting up her dress and they had some fun but silly Jill for got her pill and now they have a son😂😂😂😂

by Anonymous 5 months ago

I always sang it like Jack and jill ran up a hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack grabbed her thigh and said I know you really wanna jill lift up her skirt and had a little fun jill forgot her pill and now they have a son jack started to pack and now he back at timbuktu,jill took her son and left him and said good luck you!

by Anonymous 3 months ago