+1,543 Child 1: "Mommy, why is my name 'Lily'?" | Mom: "When you were born, a lily petal fell on your head, so I called you Lily." || Child 2: "Mommy, why is my name 'Daisy'?" | Mom: "When you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head, so I called you Daisy." || Child 3: "BLAAARGH! GAAAARGH!!" | Mom: "Oh, be quiet, Brick.", amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This was so Hilarious! Good job!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ahahaha XD!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ah, I've heard this. But the kid was named Cinderblock.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thats the version i heard too, but with Rose instead of Daisy. and when a girl didnt get the joke, we called her cinderblock for a while. mean but funny

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Everything about your comment is the same with me. XD We did that too, and then called people cinderblock when they said things that were stupid for months afterwards.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I heard it with cinerblock too

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Same. Stolen , but still funny.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

BAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Be quiet, Brick.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

O.O How did you know...?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i find that to be offensive...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

PANSY

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha i just got this. a pansy is a flower too!! funnayy

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Meh, heard it before.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

why is this joke on amirite???

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i know- its not an amirite post at all!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Amirite is welcome to almost everything. Including jokes so... Why didn't you realize that?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

BAHAHAHAHA

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I definitely thought this joke was going in a different direction... but I like it like this much better :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I thought Brick would be named Dick...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This was a bumper sticker on facebook back in the day (do people still use those anymore?) And the first child was Daisy and the second was Rose I believe, with Cinderblock.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This joke is life!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I first heard it with fridge. I find that funnier. Or maybe it was just the way my friend said it haha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

no its supposed to be refrigerator

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The baby would be dead any way, so does it really matter?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahahaha! this was so funny(:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

In the version I heard, the last child goes "DUR DUR DUR" and the mom says, "SHUT UP, CINDERBLOCK!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this is a facebook bumper sticker... all this person did was change the names and made them people instead of cows

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I used to tell this. Instead it was 'shut up Fridge' instead of Brick. This one's much more realistic :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Instead of "Brick", how about "Mason"? "Mason" is actually a common name lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"mason" as in "masonry"?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oh... brick is funnier tho :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol since when was it refigerator??dhatz kinda estupido anywayz i like dis but its supposed to be rose den daisy not lily den daisy

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(blah blah burburbur): who cares?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this is a rip off of a post wher its "shut up cinder block"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol no one cares what you think, ahahaha stfu you're just gay

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't see how they gave any indication that they're gay :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago