+540 Jack fell down and broke his crown does not mean his little hat fell off its means he cracked his head open so now we have some dead guy rolling down a hill, who the fuck thought this was a good story to tell little children, Amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think I laughed harder than I was supposed to at this...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

except he didn't die, the second verse: Up got Jack, and home did trot As fast as he could caper He went to bed and bound his head With vinegar and brown paper

by Anonymous 14 years ago

he's poor too!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she wouldn't let him cum.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The syllabic rhythm on that is so off.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): its from 2 live crew's dirty nursery rhymes.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahaha, "dead guy rolling down a hill" XD that's worth me sounding like an idiot at 1 am

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I always thought that he actually broke his crown. And I'm all like, "What? crowns are made of gold and gold doesn't just BREAK!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago