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"I see" said the blind man to his deaf wife. amirite?
by Anonymous14 years ago
"...sitting at the corner of the round table.". Thats how the rest goes :)
by Anonymous14 years ago
I voted "no" because it goes "'I see,' said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw."
by Anonymous14 years ago
""I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he stuck his wooden leg out the door to check if it was raining..."
by Anonymous14 years ago
lmao why would anyone stick their leg out the door to see if it was raining?? haha jk, i get it, its just kinda weird :P
by Anonymous14 years ago
i thought it was 'i see' said the blind man, 'so i hear', said the deaf man, 'you're both liars' said the dumb man, so the man with no legs got up and walked away
by Anonymous14 years ago
So if we combine all of these together, it goes a little like this.
"I see" said the blind man to his deaf wife, as he picked up his hammer and saw from the corner of the round table which happened to be next to the door, so that he could stick his leg out the door to see if it was raining, all while the deaf wife said 'I hear", the dumb man said "You're both liars" and the man with no legs got up and walked away.
by Anonymous14 years ago
win.
by Anonymous14 years ago
i see said the blind man and the guy with no legs got up and walked away
by Anonymous13 years ago
I see, said the blind man. Liar, said the deaf man, and the man with no legs got up and walked away.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I see said the blind man, although he couldn't see at all. You're a liar said the dummy and the man with no legs walked away in disgust.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I remembered this one, from my childhood:
One dark day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise and came and found the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie that's true just ask the blind man he saw it too.
by Anonymous6 years ago
I see said the blind man to his deaf dog
by Anonymous4 years ago
I remember hearing ....I see! Said the blind man to his deaf wife who was listening to the radio?
Phases get lost over time
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