Girls, next time your guy or brother leaves the toilet seat up, you should glue it to their face, amirite?

I'm a tech junkie so I rigged it with sensors so the door won't unlock unless it's down. He has to put it back to leave.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahahaha.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Cool story bro...uhhm...sis?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He doesn't have to put it up, he can just piss right on the seat. He can put it down, open the door, then put it right back up. He can remove the entire damn seat with a screwdriver.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So, basically you're making it so that it's ALWAYS going to be him that has to LIFT the seat AND put it back down EVERY TIME, and YOU, on the other hand, will never have to touch the seat EVER. Why should it be this way? Because you're a GIRL? How messed up is that? I call it as I see it, and you, to me, sound selfish with serious entitlement issues.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys can pee while sitting down... Ever try pooping?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It takes just as much energy for him to pick it up as it takes for you to put it down.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Okay here's what you do. You get some saran wrap and put it on the toilet so their pee goes all over the floor and they get in trouble!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hey bitch, why don't you just put it down yourself. We need to put it up, and we don't complain.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(women suck): Try peeing while sitting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMG ITS SO IMPOSSIBLE, just kidding, I pee sitting down when I shit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do put it done I never fucking complain about the seat being up it is just annoying am I asking for too much close the seat and flush I’m not stupid but some girls fall in literally

by Anonymous 3 years ago

And women wonder why guys say their drama queens. Don't want to put a toilet seat down? Unscrew is and glue it to a guys face!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*They're

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lolwut?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Is it really so hard to put down a damn toilet seat? Good lord.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And people say I'm harsh

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Girls: You have two choices, either deal with it, and put down the god damn seat by yourself. Or, we could just not bother putting it up in the first place, and you could sit in our piss. Your choice :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I didn't know not putting down the toilet seat was such a CRIME AND SIN AGAINST ALL THAT IS GOOD AND PURE AND RIGHTEOUS AND CLEAN AND GENDER-EQUAL!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I put the seat and lid down because when it's up, something (such as a cell phone) can easily be accidentally dropped into the toilet. But I never knew what the hell was so hard about putting it down yourself.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

For fuck sake, if it's that difficult to lift up a motherfucking toilet seat, SEE A MOTHERFUCKING DOCTOR! What next? Are you gonna bitch about how he always leaves the door closed so that your delicate, feminine, god damn fragrant fucking rose hands have to turn an entire motherfucking knob and pull a WHOLE DOOR open? Shut the fuck up about something so minor. Honestly, you're burning more energy typing this shit here complaining about it than it takes to fix the problem 100 times. Also, do YOU always leave the seat UP for the guys? DIDN'T THINK SO! So how about this. Next time I see your bloody pads or tampons just laying there on top of the garbage, I glue THEM to YOUR face! Sound good? NO?! Then shut the motherfucking hell up about the god damn toilet seat! /ragerant

by Anonymous 14 years ago

goodness...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're my hero.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

When guys don't put the seat down isn't our reaction always something like "It's not that hard, why can't you just do it?" Well..why can't we just do it then?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This could well be the stupidest thing I've ever read.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Outhouses should not be abused in such a manner

by Anonymous 14 years ago

honestly I squat anyway but is it that hard to put it down. You are complaining how he doesn't do it but do you do it. And also you don't own the bathroom so he can do whatever the fuck he wants. And he has to put down a seat you put your butt on while you just drop it but it's your butt.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Come on! The gravity is on YOUR side!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This really is quite ridiculous. Putting a toilet seat up or down is really not difficult at all. Guys: it's pretty easy to put it down and respectful to girls and it's nice when you do. Girls: don't flip out if they don't! My goodness, it's just a toilet seat! If they can put it up, we can put it down! You should be thankful that they put it up at all! It's better not to have pee all over the toilet and the floor.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Glue it to their face? I really don't think it's that big of a deal... But I assume this is just a joke : ,

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, because I'm not a sadistic bitch with anger issues

by Anonymous 14 years ago

well thats like saying from a guys point of view that they are gonna glue it to your face because you don't put it up. It can work both ways.

by Anonymous 14 years ago