+719 If a drop of sperm has more life than a drop of blood, why doesn't Dracula suck dick instead? amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Cause Edward already sucked them all dry...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

^ This comment is pure win. You, sir, are amazing.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahahaha oh that is amazing. Good one!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was gonna say that!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was hoping beyond hope that someone had already commented this hahaha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/11/02/funny-facebook-fails-vampires-suck/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

mutha fucks stealin my punchline

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybe he's too prideful.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

bahahahahahahahahaha this one made me laugh so hard

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because he's a prick.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dracula is straight, I mean the guy has like 3 wives!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He could be bi

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Woah, can you imagine if he was hiding a naked frankenstein in the guest room!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'd say the same for Twilight...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*Insert Edward Cullen Joke*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Rule 34, man. He probably already has.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

because edward already did

by Anonymous 14 years ago

nice one

by Anonymous 14 years ago

because blood tastes really, really, really good. nothing else can even try to compare.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Frogs_Legs the Troll): you've obviously never sucked my dick

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I can explain why. In the "normal" food chain, you can get the most energy from plants. Consider that the "sperm" of the food chain. However, some animals do not eat plants. Instead, they just eat herbivores. Consider meat the "blood" of the food chain. You ever notice how herbivores are usually more weak and pussy than carnivores? Now, that would explain why Dracula is badass and Edward Cullen is just a pussy.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because Edward sucked them all dry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago