+447 The Iron Man theme song is one of the best songs to make parodies to. Example: I am the ice cream man, running over fat kids with my van!, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

if you touch my truck, I will scream WHAT THE _____!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I am the ice cream man running over fat kids in my van my van isnt always clean when i mow them down with my M-16 I am the ice cream man running over fat kids in my van If i dont hit them first surely i will hit them in reverse I am the ice cream man running over fat kids in my van I will ruin their plan beating them down with a frying pan I am the ice cream man running over fat kids in my van They are so fat they bounce right off of my baseball bat! I am the ice cream man running over fat kids in my van My windshield is made of glass Its splattered in blood when i beat their ass

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's not the Iron Man theme song. It's a Black Sabbath song that has nothing to do with the hero Iron Man. Just thought I'd share (:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thank you!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha. But it was used in the Iron Man movies so I can see how people would get confused.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's sad how people haven't heard the song before they saw the movie :/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I know. It's such an awesome song, that riff... :D I wish Ozzy could still sing and write like that ):

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm learning to play it on electric :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I believe it was played during the credits at the end of the movie. I'm pretty sure.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yes. But it's not the Iron Man theme song. The song was written more than 20 years before the movie.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

True, but I think it's kind of been generally accepted as his theme song by the creators of the character and by the creators of the song. P.S. I heard the song before I saw the movie. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I AM FAMILY MAN DRIVING WITH MY KIDS IN AN EIGHT PASSENGER VAN. That's kind of a squeeze in that second line, isn't it? I AM FLOWER MAN HAVE TO GO REFILL MY WATERING CAN.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I AM THE ICE CREAM MAN RUNNING OVER FAT KIDS WITH MY VAN ALL THEY WANT IS ICE CREAM CONES ALL I GIVE THEM IS BROKEN BONES

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I am the Ice Cream Man Running over fat kids in my van. If they're still alive I will put it into 4 wheel drive.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I AM THE RAPIST MAN I FUCKED YO WIFE AND YO HUSBAND TOO ...bitch

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I AM A FIRE MAN PUTTING OUT FLAMES WITH MY VAN...thing Eh, doesn't have the same ring...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I AM A BLACK MAN RUNNING FROM THE KU KLUX KLAN THEY HAVE POINTY HATS DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUNS AND BASEBALL BATS

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've heard this, only instead the first line was "I AM AFRO MAN"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

but Iron Man already has a theme song.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HOLY FUCK!! WHERE DID YOU HERE THAT!? MY FRIENDS SWEAR BY THERE LIVES THEY MADE IT UP HELP ME PROVE THEM WRONG!! Not a troll.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Listen to Gifted But Twisted's song "Ice Cream Man." If you go on Armorgames and play Punk-o-matic 2, it's on the soundtrack.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My friend constantly sings "I am the ice cream man, running over little kids with my van. When I drive away, laugh as all the fat kids run like hell"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

the way i heard it was I AM HINDU MAN, RUNNING OVER CHILDREN IN MY ICE CREAM VAN

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I AM IRON MAN FIGHTING MICHAEL JACKSON WITH A FRINGING PAN lol the one i used sing as a little kid xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oh and don't forget the kids response to the ice cream man to the tune of i believe i can fly: "I believe I can die got run over by the ice cream guy all i wanted was a popsicle instead i got a trip to the hospital"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm an Amish man, on electronics I will place a ban

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I am a fat man I want food give me my ham!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I am the ice cream man running over fat kids in my van my van isnt always clean when i mow them down with my M-16 I am the ice cream man running over fat kids in my van If i dont hit them first surely i will hit them in reverse I am the ice cream man running over fat kids in my van I will ruin their plan beating them down with a frying pan LOL 8D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am the ice cream man running over fat kids in my van They are so fat they bounce right off of my baseball bat!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am the ice cream man running over fat kids in my van My windshield is made of glass Its splattered in blood when i beat their ass

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am the ice cream man running over fat kids in my van when i ring my bell many little fa kids run to hell I am the ice cream man running over fat kids in my van

by Anonymous 13 years ago