+1,932 The best kind of Tourette's Syndrome is when you randomly say polite things; "Hey do you know what time it...YOU LOOK VERY PRETTY TODAY!" amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Tourette's*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh google failed me, my bad

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Tourette's*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lovely Sweater!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why thank you

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I wish mine was like that! Ah well...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I went to the movies tonight and sa-YOU HAVE NICE CHEEKBONES!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"arrrgh, man I'm so sorry" "no its okay, that was NICE!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Daniel Tosh: Completely Serious?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

sure fuckin is

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I know a girl like that, she doesn't have tourette's but she will compliment you randomly ALL THE TIME. Trust me, I'd rather have her yelling profanities >.<

by Anonymous 14 years ago

did you hear abou- YOU HAVE A NICE ASS

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I too wish to have a disease that involves automated defense weaponry

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what is this syndrome o_O

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it's when you yell weird things at random. example: "can you really d- FUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKK!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

more like add : (

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, it's uncontrollable urges. Ticks, sort of. Only some of which are cussing. My friend has tourettes and her neck twitches. Her friend snaps her fingers.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, from what I know of Tourette's, it's actually very rare that the symptoms are just swearing uncontrollably.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There's a guy on my street who bikes around and every so often the bike twitches to the side and he yells out "Hamburger" or a cuss. He has Tourette's, no?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Tourette's is more common in the form of random muscle movement or small grunting sounds instead of full sentences like that, but people do that too. It's not quite like the media portrays it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

so its basically a guy having a flashback about sex

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lame

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Man, I had a terri-I LOVE YOU SO MUCH" I can't tell whether it would be good or bad to be shy at the same time.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Confucius demands original content. What is this crap?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

my brother had a friend who had tourettes. I remember he would randomly say, KEVIN'S GOING TO HEAVEN! (My brother's name is kevin) He was an awesome person.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I’ve heard that yelling things is actually not very common. Also, they don’t just randomly yell profanities; from what I understand they can’t always stop themselves from saying what they’re thinking. Like, if they see someone who is quite large they may yell “fatty.” However, they may scream a compliment if it comes to mind. I’m not very educated on the subject though, so someone correct me if I’m wrong.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So I was going to- WOW YOU GOT POTD!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I do it all the time. but people don't really see it as polite... just mostly really weir- YOUR HAIR SMELLS SO NICE!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hey what's on your-- NICE SHOES, WANNA FUCK?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Can you tell me whe- YOU SMELL LIKE DAISIES!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Daisies smell like shit.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Daisies smell like bugs.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Daisies smell like bug shit.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Your mom smells like bug shit.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Your shit smells like mom bug.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'd like the priest with tourette's better. "And all god's people say-- JOHN SMITHS WIFE IS HAVING AN AFFAIR!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pocahontas!? [I know that's not historically correct]

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A used car salesman would be good too. "It gets great gas mileage, has new tires--THE ENGINE FALLS OUT WHEN YOU TURN LEFT!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You suck, ripoff.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HAHAHAHA I WAS JUST WATCHING THE TOURETTES GUY ON YOUTUBE!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN! DON'T GET A BIG DICK!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

BITCHHHHHHHHH. I love you. BOB SAGETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I CALLED HER A BITCH, RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER TITS.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"hey Dad, what's this white stu-" "THAT'S MY ASS!!!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control-AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

These comments are hila-WHOA LOOK THE POSTER ABOVE ME SEEMS LIKE A LOVELY PERSON

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha, that was so funny I almost fell off my dinosaur.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

not like the person from that movie "Not Another teen movie" ... FAT SHIT FUCKING FUCKER

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Teachers teaching sex ed having them would be the best. "when he finally enters her vag-SALLY IS THAT A NEW SHIRT?!?!?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The best kind is THAT? I really beg to differ: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnLpXzkw4Y

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WELP, AT LEAST I TRIED

by Anonymous 14 years ago

YAY FOR CURB!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Usually it's just random noises and twitches. Idont know alot about it but i watched this based on real life movie called front of the class about it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I watched that movie, too! So cute...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hey is that a new- HOLY SHIT YOU GOT BIG TITS

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Reminds me of Dave chapel " DAYUM LOOK AT THEM TITTIES!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Hey do you know what time it...YOU LOOK VERY PRETTY TODAY!....I GOT A BONER!" Not trying to be immature but yeah this would entirely be possible.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Excuse me, 'TODAY'??"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

excuse me? bawk bawk bawk bawk. i don't speak chicken?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I went to the mov-YOUR EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

coment 64 reminds of nintendo 64

by Anonymous 14 years ago

daniel tosh. Amen.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what if you're in a fight with someone and trying to insult them? "I hate you so much! Go die in a -THAT NAIL POLISH REALLY BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Less than 10% of people with Tourette's have the kind that make you say stuff, it's not a disease, and it usually causes pain for those who have it. Some people seemed confused....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

First post I've read in a while that made me awkwardly laugh. Too bad I read this on the train & the woman next to me is quietly scooching away.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Many people think Tourette Syndrome is all about Swearing(Coprolalia) Most people with Tourettes(Like me) only smiffle or squeak or hum, and twitch (Tic) a lot.

by Anonymous 10 years ago