-379 That old "First the worst, second the best, third the one with the hairy chest" thing back in grade school never made sense. Hairy chests are awesome, those things get you tons of pussy, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what? it was treasure chest

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and polka-dot dress

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hellyah. Hairy chests turn me on ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

<Has hairy chest>

by Anonymous 14 years ago

^^^^^ <Has little testicles>

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Your mom said otherwise >.>

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Only way you would no that is if she had an amirite account and you hit on her.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...third the nerd, last the best of all the game... Correct me if I'm wrong though.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're wrong.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I used to think it was like a hairy treasure chest...I was a weird kid...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it was third the nerd and zero the hero :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thank you im not alone!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

When I was a kid, it was third is something the treasure chest. idk

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, considering I'm indeed a girl, I do not want a hairy chest. Or pussy, for the matter. :P It was "third is the one with the treasure chest" when I was in 3rd grade, anyway. xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

When I was a kid you would say "Hairy chest" if you weren't first and "treasure chest" if you were third. Occasionally wedding dress would get thrown in somewhere.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ya third is treasure chest then fourth was wedding dress :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

NO, First the worst, Second the best, Third the Turd!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

For me it was "First the worst, second the best, third the nerd, fourth with the golden bird"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My school had "Third the golden nerd"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

first is the worst second is the best third is the one with the hairy chest/ treasure chest/ polka dot dress

by Anonymous 14 years ago

is there anything beond the fourth one?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it's first is the worst second is the best third is the one with the hairyest chest fourth is the one with the polka dot dress fifth is the one with the treasure chest sixth is the one after the rest

by Anonymous 13 years ago

we always used to say "first the worst, second the best, third the golden turd." it is actually it is supposed to be bird but turd is funnier

by Anonymous 12 years ago