+430 Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love this... Didn't expect it from you though.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Same here. His posts aren't usually in good taste.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pretty much.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*HER

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh sorry!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hitch :3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Someone just watched Hitch

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Two months ago actually.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Where'd that unoriginal button go? Haha jk! I love this quote. Although I feel it comes out awkwardly in the movie.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha.. I never said this was from me! ;D Anyway, I think out of almost 1200 posts I can allow myself a few unoriginal ones ;D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah you're one of the posters I know that have a lot of original ones, so congrats to you :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

GAY!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

PARABOLA!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

PENIS!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wut?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If people are shouting things on a website where a good percentage of the users are teenage guys, someone's gonna say it eventually. And hey, I'm a teenage guy, so who's more qualified than me to shout PENIS? No one, that's who.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ooh I've heard/read this before...I can't remember where :/ either way, it's a good quote.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hitch?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would you steal from bad company they are a great band

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Love hitch

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is from Leap Year

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OHMYGOD. My head feels about to burst from all the sickening cliché of this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was kinda hoping for a twist at the end.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's pretty. Still gonna drink, cheat and lie though :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this post made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :) and then i read your username. kinda killed it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago