+321 Guys: Proof that being kicked in the balls is more painful than childbirth. Several months after being kicked in the balls, a male does not say "I think i want another kick in the balls", amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But you don't get a small, wonderful child to raise after a kick in the balls...in fact, if kicked too many times, you might not ever have that.../:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

well that is why we don't like to get kick in the balls... DERP DERP!!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nothing good comes from a kick in the balls. But seriously what is with women constantly wanting more kids? Especially now that all this new feministic "speak the truth" stuff started and women complain about their kids almost constantly.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They may complain about them but they are (usually) the most important thing in the mothers life and it is said that there is no love stronger then the love of a mother to a child. Why wouldn't they want another?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because women who say too many good things about their children are universally hated by other women.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pain is measured using the unit known as Del. The human body can withstand 47 del units of pain before the matter becomes critically painful. This is fact, Childbirth has a del measuremeant of 59 units of pain. A kick in the genitals is almost 9000 del units! The pain of being kicked in balls does lower substantially however, give or take 1000 dels per 30 second. Technically, a kick in the balls is at first, equal to 160 childbirths! If women were to have 160 children within 5 minutes it would equal the instant 9000 del unit fealt upon being kicked in the balls. The real question is, would you rather take a massive amount of pain (kick in the balls) and be fine within 10 minutes (depending on the blow delivered) or go through perhaps a day with 59 del units of pain recking your tits. Being a man, I would take the blow to the balls, the pain of childbirths no-where near the instant del unit of pain for being kicked in the balls. But, it lasts a hell of a lot longer.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

thats like asking "would you rather have a mild headache for a day or i can snap your femur right now and glue it back together again right after..."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh my god the headache you've given me! First of all, there is no such thing as a "del" unit for pain. A system was invented to help pacients "rate" their pain, called dolor, shortened as dol. However, this unit is rarely used and is considered unreliable. Nowadays, doctors often use a 1 to 10 scale in order to assess their patients' pain. And second, there is no study regarding your claim about the 9000 dol. The internet seems to have made it up out of thin air. Better luck with your research next time!

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Some women don't have as much and others have more, this pain thing being one number is not right, plus there is residual pain that lasts days to months later. My labor with both kids were short & I used epidurals but had complications during with my second & after with my first -- that pain was worse plus all the things I was hooked to I couldn't even get out of bed & the night nurse left a bed pan under my ass bc she didn't want to be disturbed plus left my call button tied to the end of bed & hanging on floor, she thought nobody would be back for me but my older sis came in to check me, that nurse was getting chewed out first thing in morning as I was being moved to another wing. I want to do a study were I hook my tens unit to a females (lips) and send one zap at 9000 del then hook a males balls to it at 59 del in 2 minute intervals for 18 hrs,Do this with men & women (who have given birth) in groups matching by age, height, weight, & rac then get them to answer Qs like rate the pain, what hurt the most, could you handle it again, and now that you've experienced both which is more painful & which is easier to endear. I'm really interested in the outcome!

by Anonymous 3 years ago

true dat!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But that's because being kicked in the balls gives you absolutely no benefit. If you got a kid, or something else you'd really like, afterwards, would you be willing to go through the pain for the benefit? :/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

notice how everyone that disagreed is a woman. Fucking sexists.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Kick in the balls= kick in the balls. Childbirth= a new life that you are bonded to through nature, love and a sense of happiness and responsibility. How you get a kick in the balls: a foot in the balls. How you get childbirth: unprotected sex. Kick in the balls= pain and possiblilty of no more children. Childbirth=pain and a new child. Kick in the balls=ice pack or nothing to deal with the pain Childbirth= multiple drugs to dull the pain. Leading up to childbrith= years of menstruation followed by months of pregnancy with no alcohol or many other fun things. Leading up to a kick in the balls= having balls. Wow. I really sympathize with you guys.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm pretty sure that everyone knows that childbirth is more painful than getting kicked in the balls. This post was a joke, and I laughed. I was still smiling until I saw that someone took it seriously.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I know it was a joke, that's why I didn't vote it down. It just pisses me off because I know people that actually think like this. Besides that, the user is a troll. I always feel weird if I vote up a troll's posts.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, the university of Birmingham released a study that "decisively proves" that a boot is worse pain per occurance than labor by studying brainwaves. Speculate about whatever cause you'd like, the science is there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually it is true says sience :3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the comparison doesn't really work. A kick in the balls only gives you sore balls, but childbirth gives you a small child thing...... And some people like that

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that's because woman hormones make us forget about the pain of childbirth. truestorybro.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was waiting for someone to point that out. It is true :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@1078545 (potatochips): Really? is that a fact? Link!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/132671.php

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is possibly the worst analogy i have ever heard.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

does no-one realize that this is a bloody joke? he's not serious... while it is true that no guy ever wants to be kicked in the balls after they've felt the pain once... any guy with a brain can see that passing a football through yourself would hurt like hell... so, again, this is just a joke.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The reason is so women can have their own television show with their uncountable children and they can get famous.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because obviously girls give birth for the pain. "oh yay time for pain.. Now just what to do with this... living thing... That comes out after this wonderfully pleasant expirance. Not like I want it or anything"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

imagine it being an mmo ;D childbirth is damage over time, and a kick in the balls is a high damage atack O_O. imagine it at the same ratio....yep, kicks in the balls theoreticly induce more pain, it forcefully makes us cramp up and go into spoon position, we dont choose to do that lmao. but ok, NORMALY you dont get kicked in the balls over and over. but if you do.. yes I would believe that would be more painfull then giving birth. and I have always thought childbirth looks painfull.*HUFF PUFF PUFF*..WHEN YOU get kicked in the balls hard enough you cant even BREATH. now this ends the discussion :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I find it funny that women feel attacked when a fact by a Women professor at the Cambridge U. of England is one that did the test via a iMRI mach. to test people's Brain activities after they receive pain levels of measurement called a dolorimeter or short a del. She noticed that the common human can only handle up to 45 dels. She also measured that birth on average was 57 dels , passing a kidney stone was around 60-70 dels. But a man getting kicked in the balls caused the brain of a man to go Crazy and register at 9000 dels. Sorry Women but 57 dels is no where hear 9000 dels.. proofs in the iMRI's and how many signals are sent to the brain when a pain is registered. This still doesn't mean giving birth is painless or easy, for you may have t deal with that 57 or less or more pain for hrs or get a pain relief which most get via spinal tap. But men don't get close to any POST pain relief before that foot or something smashes their nuts.. And that pain of 9000 dels can last for a few hours or days, if they really got smashed for 9000 dels they would be bruised and sore for days. Any thing less, like for some guys saying they get back up in few mins or less didn't get the full 9000

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would love to know the citation of where you got this because I have looked everywhere for it and can find nothing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A "del" is not a measurement of pain. It is bullshit that is circulating Facebook. Please read something before posting. Hell a quick google search turns up 0 reputable websites, so you don't really need to read much to see that you are a fucking moron. A "Dol" which is short for Dolorimeter, is the closest thing to the shit you are spewing, but that is the standard 1-10 measurement that doctors use. More of a "rate your pain" than any actual measurement.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you can't find anything, chances are its rubbish. Men just be trolling :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i think that sums it up well :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that sad its not on any website or on the internet its on manswers that tv show for men on the spike network

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oh my lord! okay obviously it hurts for both. we'll never know which is worse because we can't be two different genders and experience both. but i think getting kicked in the balls might just hurt more considering you have know medicines to help kill the pain. but im a girl so i dont really know. just dont stress about this. please.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

a kick in the balls hurts more... its scientifically proven... the human body can bear 47 dels of pain and giving birth administers 57 dels. however a quick in the balls is 9000 dels of pain plus... meaning if you could feel all the pain you would die

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah I'm a girl but look its childbirth how often In your life do you get kicked in the balls. We have to deal with period pain as well as childbirth too your really lucky!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

For some guys they experience getting kicked in the balls or even just ball tapped quite commonly.. happens among the white kids in my school too much

by Anonymous 12 years ago

THIS IS TRUE = Pain is measured using the unit known as Del. The human body can withstand 47 del units of pain before the matter becomes critically painful. This is fact, Childbirth has a del measuremeant of 59 units of pain. A kick in the genitals is almost 9000 del units! The pain of being kicked in balls does lower substantially however, give or take 1000 dels per 30 second. Technically, a kick in the balls is at first, equal to 160 childbirths! If women were to have 160 children within 5 minutes it would equal the instant 9000 del unit fealt upon being kicked in the balls. The real question is, would you rather take a massive amount of pain (kick in the balls) and be fine within 10 minutes (depending on the blow delivered) or go through perhaps a day with 59 del units of pain recking your tits. Being a man, I would take the blow to the balls, the pain of childbirths no-where near the instant del unit of pain for being kicked in the balls. But, it lasts a hell of a lot longer.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ladies, next time you witness a kick in the balls, Don't say how much it doesn't hurt. Besides, you choose to go through the process of having a kid (usually :P) besides, Child birth starts and ends well. Starts with sex, ends with a baby thing. Getting kicked in the balls can happen more than once in a year.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is Stupid. Female or Male no one can really prove this. pain is about several things unless u can say "i've been through both and this is better" u cant prove it! and why wud you want to! so drop it! it all hurts. but i'd say im happy im male and dont have to deal with the crap women do. i can take that pain.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Okay, here it is. Yes guys can go threw 9000del units that is fact, but if you get up in 10 mins or less and your nuts aren't bruised or sore a couple days then you didn't receive a half of the pain you probably felt some where around 600del units. But for girls going threw labor, yes they may feel 57 or 59del units and you may consider that low, but give it time, whats 59 times about 10 to 11 hours of pain? 607.7del units is the answer. There's also the fact some go threw 1 1/2 days giving birth so what 59*36=2124del units of pain. So yes women go threw more pain then guys during labor, if they hadn't received the full 9000 units. But a blow that hard to the nuts enough to make them sore or bruised for a few day, I'm certain enough you wont have to worry about taking your wife to give childbrith. FYI I'm 16 and a guy and I can do the math.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is crap. First off, if a man really wanted a child, he would probably agree to a kick in the balls if thats what it took. Second, that 9000 del units is only ever on sites like this or yahoo answers. There is no article or website from a reliable source regarding this information, or even describing how they would have done the experiment in the first place. (They would have to use humans because a rat ir any other type of animal giving birth to a different species wouldnt be the same type of pain humans go through. Who would volunteer? How many volunteers? Ect..) You should probably watch this video. The guys were definatly apologetic at the end of the video for how they acted before it when they were saying theyre wives were exaggerating the pain they went though, and they only experienced 40% of the pain. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qtR_-MINR1o

by Anonymous 11 years ago