+2,996 Two men walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have some H2O." The second one says, "I'll have some H2O too." Then he dies, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Very clever.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Understanding this makes me feel all smart. Thank you!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Explain?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The 2nd man got H20 "too," or H2O2, which is Hydrogen Peroxide, which kills people when drinken.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*Drunk. Sorry, had to do it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(past participle nazi): Thats embaressingness

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pointing this out too, instead of Thats it's That's. I also don't believe embaressingness is a word.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Are you sure embarrassingness isn't a word?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Embarrassingness" is NOT a word. What you meant to say is "That's embarrassing!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Are you sure?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes. I am HIV Positive.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is so freaking hilarious and clever!!!!:)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh man that was some good comedy right there. I fuckin love chemistry jokes.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*snorts and pushes up glasses*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A guy walks into a bar and orders CO. The next guy orders CO too. They both die.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Carbon dioxide isn't toxic.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

In copious amounts it is

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's true for pretty much any chemical.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ya probably

by Anonymous 14 years ago

right. There's CO2 in many drinks.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

CO is carbon monoxide. which is extremely extremely toxic, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_monoxide first line sir

by Anonymous 14 years ago

True, but Anon said carbon DIoxide (which would be CO too = CO2)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes, but he stated that they both died even the one who ordered CO too not just the CO guy. I just got out of chemistry i know my stuff ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Congratulations, but I meant the anon that said that "carbon dioxide isn't toxic". They weren't refuting that CO is toxic.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If I were you, i'd just punch him in the face...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

CO is carbon monoxide, not carbon dioxide...jesus...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But why would someone want to order carbon dioxide in the first place?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The third guy says, "I'll have some H2O three" and spontaneously combusts. The fourth guy says, "I'll just have some H20" and then his pee is clear. The fifth guy says, "I'll have some h2O too" and then has beautiful hair. Later, due to safety and health regulations, the bar shuts down due to the large number of dangerous chemicals they serve. They later convert into a hair salon.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Holy crap, that was great!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't get the part after H2O three....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

H203 is Trioxidane

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me neither... the fourth guy is just getting water, and the fifth is getting hydrogen peroxide, so he should die, whats with the beautifal hair??? Still, it's halarious...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol, worthy of its own post!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's HALARIOUS. i love it. there's a comic version of the original joke i found online... http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SQ_ky...rip-h-too.jpeg By the way, it took me a few seconds to get it the first time, but afterwards i was like "duh"!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This will be POTD! Chemistry jokes are awesome.. lol. I love it!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hehe...chemistry jokes. *pushes glasses up nose*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Billy was a chemist's son, but Billy is no more; what he thought was H20 was H2S04! Hey!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I am so mad that I posted this anonymously..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Billy's dad must have been a careless chemist, who leaves sulfuric acid in an unmarked container that could be mistaken as water?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Potential potd :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i love gardening

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HOLY CRAP I GET IT! I love understanding nerdy jokes :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I just assumed he died because he died. Grade 7 education for you.. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Very clever :]

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i felt dumb because i didn't get that :( but now I feel smart because if I see that joke again I will understand it!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sure u dint scroll down and saw the answer?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OR the second guy asks for some manganese oxide, adds it to his drink, waits for a bit, drinks it and is fine

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You would actually have to drink a decent amount of hydrogen peroxide in order to die. It probably wouldn't really actually be a problem and just turn into hydrogen gas and water. Which is pretty harmless.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=define%3Ajoke

by Anonymous 14 years ago

2 H2O2 + energy--> 2 H2O + O2

by Anonymous 13 years ago

not many comments on potd

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that's because this isn't/wasn't a potd

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, I'm going to get, like, -1000000 seconds. It will be potd, though. It was great and very original.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thanks :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

apparantly thirty three people haven't taken basic chemistry yet .

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This isn't YouTube.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

whaaat ? i dont get it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahahaha fucking hilariousss!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I guess that now I understand why I was never that good at chem... :

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCKK how did someone post this before me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guy walks into a bar and says EY YOU, GIMMIE THAT. LOLOLOLOL AU GOLD LOLKOLOKLOJGKDHKFBNSD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This guy says to the bar tender , I will have some H2O too but give me the night rate for happy hour and the homeland security arrests him

by Anonymous 12 years ago