+777 10% of car thieves are left handed. All polar bears are left handed. So there's a 10% chance that a polar bear took your car. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

inb4 polarthebear

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's saying that all lefties are polar bears.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol, only if 0% humans are left-handed.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Good logic is good.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

but 100% of polar bears don't steal cars

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pics or it didn't happen.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Okay, clearly this is illogical. It's supposed to be a joke. We all know that polar bears don't actually steal cars.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's not the fact that you're car will likely never be stolen by a polar bear that makes this post illogical. It's the incorrect math that makes this post illogical.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Okay, 10% of the human population is left handed.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh this makes sense!!!!! Except for the fact that it doesn't...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm left handed and polar bears are left handed so therefore I am a polar bear.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*shakes paw* Hey There, Polar Bear

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Correction...*Shakes left paw*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

. There are a reported 28,800 cars stolen a day across the U.S. 10% of those are left handed people, which makes 2,880 cars stolen by left handed people. As of 2008, there are 20,000 polar bears world wide. There are 311,308,042 people in the U.S.. About 0.1% of those are cars thieves. Now I’ll just say that it’s the same percentage for polar bears. That only makes 18 polar bears that will that can steal your car. So the percentage that a polar bear will steal your car is 0.0625%, not 10%.

by Anonymous 12 years ago