+422 The best pickup line is "My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on....oh, you do? It must be 15 minutes fast", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see what you did there =^•^=

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is funnier on the Ecard... You should have posted that instead.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are way too pretty not to know my name

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I've got a gun, get in the van" "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" "Do you know what a roofie is? No? Good." Just a few of my favourites

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im 12 n wut is dis!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

POOF! I'm here. What are your other two wishes?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Personally, if a guy ever tried to use a pick-up line on me that had the word "magic" in it, I'd laugh and walk away.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://amirite.net/400096

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it please explain?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Implies that in 15 minutes, you won't be wrearing underwear.

by Anonymous 12 years ago