+133 Cheese is the opposite of a dick because it gets softer when you suck it, amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Who sucks cheese?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Gotta suck it so it melts in your mouth

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Me for fun right now

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Right?! Gross af

by Anonymous 3 years ago

After a while the dick also gets softer...

by Anonymous 3 years ago

What about dick cheese?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Schrödinger's dick

by Anonymous 3 years ago

One also chews on cheese, whereas one does not chew on dick (or shouldn't).

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I suck it until it melts gets soft and I swallow it

by Anonymous 3 years ago

The penis or the cheese?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Well I don't swallow the penis per se

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Sir are you ok?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

No

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Does it?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yep, at enjoying some Mozzarella now and realized this

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I hate this

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Good

by Anonymous 3 years ago

But the quarter pounder is the vagina

by Anonymous 3 years ago

dick gets soft if you suck it long enough

by Anonymous 3 years ago

In my experience you gotta go for a while

by Anonymous 3 years ago