+109 A mouse dies in the mouse trap because it doesn't understand why the cheese is free, amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

No, I'm pretty sure it's the giant snapping metal bar breaking its bones.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

The only reason it's bones will be broken by the trap is because it doesn't understand why the cheese is free though

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I'm pretty sure the reason the bones break has nothing to do with the price of the cheese.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Death is literally the price of the cheese

by Anonymous 3 years ago

No, its bones get broken because the bar has a tremendous amount of torque applied to it via a spring that causes it to accelerate rather rapidly. I feel like you're being deliberately obtuse because you think you're clever.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Username error: inadequate depth.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

My mom told me to stay in the shallow end :(

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Ah! That's where the term "Government Cheese" came from! Another thing I learned on my Internet machine…

by Anonymous 3 years ago

No, a mouse dies in a mousetrap because it either gets trapped (the kind that close a trapdoor), neck snapped (traditional mousetrap), because a marble rolls away from the game resulting in friends throwing it at a wall(the game), or due to poison (obviously, poisoned bait) Mice have 0 knowledge of philosophy or currency, and very little understanding of physics. They go to a mousetrap because a superior intellect to the rodent has placed an incentive to guide vermin to their demise, nothing more, nothing less

by Anonymous 3 years ago

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yes! My favorite saying. "Free Cheese Buffet! Bring a friend and you eat for free!"

by Anonymous 3 years ago

All of its food is 'free' - that the trap works has nothing to do with its being tricked by 'free food'

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Retrofitted BS logic, OP sounds like most public intellectuals these days

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Intellect should definitely be private.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Nice.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

*doesn't question how it's free

by Anonymous 3 years ago

But the cheese *isn't* free... It costs its life

by Anonymous 3 years ago

"If it's free, you're the product"

by Anonymous 3 years ago