Our species is one of the rare ones with only 2 breasts, amirite?

apes

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together

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strong

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Forever

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Royksopp

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Chickens. Granted they don't have mammary glands but the point kinda stands

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Humans are the only species that have permanent breasts. Apes only have temporary breasts and it's only to store milk.

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Only got two hands...

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and a mouth

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And my axe

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Number of breasts are determined by expected number of babies +1. Average cat litter size is 4-6, cats have 6-8 nipples. Like humans, elephants only have 1 baby at a time, so they also have 2 nipples.

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Horses too

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a cow has 4 nipples though

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Average milking machine has 4 milk connectors though.

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Cows are kinky like that

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Cows have been selectively bred for such a long time they don't really follow the standard rules of evolution anymore

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The real answer right here ^

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Whales only have two.

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Idk why but that's weird to think of whales as having nipples

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Of all the species of animals, plants, fungi, bacteria and archae it is astronomically rare for a species to have any breasts. Your statement implies you imagine most other species have more than 2.

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I made the joke about bees having 100s of babies. Although, OP said "ones", which could imply mammals instead of life or animals.

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I assume he meant nipples and not breasts

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My biology teacher said that mammals usually have their average offspring quantity times two amount of teats. Humans: 1x2 = 2 Elephants: 1x2 = 2 Cat: 4x2 = 8 Cows for example are an exception, because their average offspring count is 1 but they have 4 teats.

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my knowlage of mammals is not as good as I want it to be. some animals have the mammary organ, but multiple teets, like the cow. some animals have their "breasts" between the legs.  bear elephant manatee(armpit) primates  are the only ones I can think of now, that have 'boobies".

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Horses.

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A goat only has two nipples.. or teats as they are usually called

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I sometimes wonder how teats devolved into tits.

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It's a damn shame.

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I mean the platypus kind of sweats milk, humans could do that instead of having breasts at all.

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Imagine the smell of your bed sheets

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Milky Way

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At least guys could blame the white stain on something else.

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Oh god!

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You've never seen the other four?

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It's not like we have litters. Two breasts are ample for most conceptions of single offspring.

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And only one mouth. Oh cruel fate.

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You misspelled unlucky

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Damn it!

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Goats

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Well at least we got 3 balls

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wrong! my aunt has 4 nipples and never had any kids.

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You only have two?

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Generally mammals have an extra breast for the number of babies per pregnancy.

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And we have proportionately the largest mammaries i. The animal kingdom.

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Quality>>>Quantity

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