+102 Our species is one of the rare ones with only 2 breasts, amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

apes

by Anonymous 2 years ago

together

by Anonymous 2 years ago

strong

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Forever

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Royksopp

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Chickens. Granted they don't have mammary glands but the point kinda stands

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Humans are the only species that have permanent breasts. Apes only have temporary breasts and it's only to store milk.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Only got two hands...

by Anonymous 2 years ago

and a mouth

by Anonymous 2 years ago

And my axe

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Number of breasts are determined by expected number of babies +1. Average cat litter size is 4-6, cats have 6-8 nipples. Like humans, elephants only have 1 baby at a time, so they also have 2 nipples.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Horses too

by Anonymous 2 years ago

a cow has 4 nipples though

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Average milking machine has 4 milk connectors though.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Cows are kinky like that

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Cows have been selectively bred for such a long time they don't really follow the standard rules of evolution anymore

by Anonymous 2 years ago

The real answer right here ^

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Whales only have two.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Idk why but that's weird to think of whales as having nipples

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Of all the species of animals, plants, fungi, bacteria and archae it is astronomically rare for a species to have any breasts. Your statement implies you imagine most other species have more than 2.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I made the joke about bees having 100s of babies. Although, OP said "ones", which could imply mammals instead of life or animals.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I assume he meant nipples and not breasts

by Anonymous 2 years ago

My biology teacher said that mammals usually have their average offspring quantity times two amount of teats. Humans: 1x2 = 2 Elephants: 1x2 = 2 Cat: 4x2 = 8 Cows for example are an exception, because their average offspring count is 1 but they have 4 teats.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

my knowlage of mammals is not as good as I want it to be. some animals have the mammary organ, but multiple teets, like the cow. some animals have their "breasts" between the legs. ​ bear elephant manatee(armpit) primates ​ are the only ones I can think of now, that have 'boobies".

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Horses.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

A goat only has two nipples.. or teats as they are usually called

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I sometimes wonder how teats devolved into tits.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

It's a damn shame.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I mean the platypus kind of sweats milk, humans could do that instead of having breasts at all.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Imagine the smell of your bed sheets

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Milky Way

by Anonymous 2 years ago

At least guys could blame the white stain on something else.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Oh god!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You've never seen the other four?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

It's not like we have litters. Two breasts are ample for most conceptions of single offspring.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

And only one mouth. Oh cruel fate.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You misspelled unlucky

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Damn it!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Goats

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Well at least we got 3 balls

by Anonymous 2 years ago

wrong! my aunt has 4 nipples and never had any kids.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You only have two?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Generally mammals have an extra breast for the number of babies per pregnancy.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

And we have proportionately the largest mammaries i. The animal kingdom.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Quality>>>Quantity

by Anonymous 2 years ago