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You won't be able to go to anyones funeral who comes to yours. amirite?
by Anonymous2 years ago
well, technically, what if someone brings your dead body to someone else's funeral
by Anonymous2 years ago
If they had to bring you, you weren't able to go.
by Anonymous2 years ago
I totally plan on coming back as a zombie. So I will be available for funerals after
by Anonymous2 years ago
My testament: Don't put my casket in the ground until I've attended one homie's funeral.
by Anonymous2 years ago
My dad always told me "There is no favor you could never repay except for people who come to your funeral"
by Anonymous2 years ago
What if it was Jesus? who died then came back to life? or what if I fake my death
by Anonymous2 years ago
I'm going to have a funeral for myself now just to prove you wrong.
by Anonymous2 years ago
That's why ima have my ashes blown into the audience at my funeral. My ashes will be stuck in their lungs and wherever they go, I'll be there stuck in their lungs for life.
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