+40 Since flowers are the sex organs of plants, people who enjoy looking at flowers are technically enjoying porn, amirite?

by Anonymous 4 months ago

Well no technically it would be the bees and other insects (and some birds ((the birds and the bees?)))that carry pollen from one flower to another that are doing the heavy lifting.

by InternationalGas1338 4 months ago

Hey, now! I enjoy human porn too, not just plant porn like some kind of deviant.

by BroadIndependence640 4 months ago

Moreover, this just occurred to me, picking a flower is equivalent to castrating the plant

by Anonymous 4 months ago