I hate charcuterie boards, amirite?

Shark coochie boards

by Brilliant_Actuary842 2 months ago

Sharkatooterie boards

by Queasy-Marzipan 2 months ago

Sharcoochatooterie

by Brilliant_Actuary842 2 months ago

So…. Don't eat them….

by Anonymous 2 months ago

Love hitting peeps with "you have an unrefined palette" when I can't even spell palate

by Anonymous 2 months ago

The adult version of lunchables.

by omer11 2 months ago

Do you spend a lot of time with charcuterie boards? I've never been to an event/party/BBQ where a charcuterie board was the only option. I'm sure if you let your feelings known within your friends /family /social group; they'll plan accordingly in the future.

by Anonymous 2 months ago

This opinion sounds insane.

by Tasty-Divide 2 months ago

My kid said something similar when he was 3. We just ignored him and he got over it.

by Anonymous 2 months ago

At least being 3 you can understand. This is apparently an adult!

by Tasty-Divide 2 months ago

They'll either get over it or become a serial killer. Life is crazy.

by Anonymous 2 months ago

A truly unpopular opinion. Who doesn't love charcuterie boards 😨. Got me feeling nervous here lol

by Anonymous 2 months ago

Why hate? Why can't we be neutral towards them?

by Anonymous 2 months ago

Because OP dislikes them?

by Anonymous 2 months ago

Bro what? When I make a cheese and meat board during the holidays or whenever I have family or friends over, it gets absolutely demolished within 20 minutes and then I have to cut more. Get better quality stuff I guess? Truly awful take.

by Mountain-Ad 2 months ago

I've been to a birthday party with only charcuterie board as foods, it's a bit underwhelming.

by Anonymous 2 months ago

I often notice a lot of waste as well with Charcuterie.

by Murphyfritz 2 months ago

Good. More charcuterie for the rest of us. 🧀🍇

by Important-Pea 2 months ago

Charcuterie boards where you mix meat and fruit are an American abomination

by Substantial_Cut8698 2 months ago

Everyone has different tastes and ideas about food. Maybe you can create a snack spread that suits you better

by SignatureFearless652 2 months ago

Indeed, stupid gimmick.

by Anonymous 2 months ago

OP doesn't make them.

by Anonymous 2 months ago

And the contamination.

by Anonymous 2 months ago

What contamination?? Are people you eat with being slobs and double dipping? Or not washing their hands? Wouldn't you, by the same logic, avoid chips and dip or guacamole and chips at parties because those face similar kinds of contamination. Or maybe you need a stronger stomach that can handle a few germs without going all liquid diarrhea after eating food...

by Infinite-Umpire4451 2 months ago