if Elon invents teleportation, I'm convinced he'll just use it to deliver Teslas faster than Amazon Prime..

by Anonymous 2 months ago

Elon doesn't invent anything, Elon does a hostile take over a promising teleportation company and slaps his name on it. Then Elon fanboys go on about how he's a genius changing the world Yes this is the exact story of Tesla.

by QualityPositive392 2 months ago

Your statement said less about Elon, but many many things about you. And it's not positive.

by Upstairs-Solution-59 2 months ago

Any actual conceivable way we could invent teleportation would mean we would die each time we were teleported

by Anonymous 2 months ago

I'm sure, as we speak, he's tirelessly researching teleportation…just to gain your approval.

by Anonymous 2 months ago

Have you seen the videos of Cybertrucks literally falling apart? Is that the level of care and precision you want in a device that disassembles you at a molecular level and reassembles you somewhere else?

by Zpacocha 2 months ago

He just helped because he had money (his dad's at first) as far as I'm aware. I don't believe he helped develop anything, other than throwing money at it

by Typical_Coat6629 2 months ago

If he can teleport me out of a Monday morning meeting, I'm sold!!

by Away-Turn 2 months ago

Reminds me of an old Chuck Klosterman question. So, there's this magician who can do exactly five tricks. He can show you a Joker card and instantly turn it into an Ace, he can reach into a hat and pull out a rabbit and he can have a coin in one hand and instantly transport it to one. He also knows two other tricks that are at about the same level, but you understand his basic capabilities. But here's the deal: these aren't illusions. He can actually do this stuff for real. He can magically make rabbits appear and he can teleport a coin, but nothing else, from his right-hand to his left-hand. So the question is, "Is this guy more or less impressive than Albert Einstein?"

by Prestigious-Knee753 2 months ago