+51 Beaches are actually an awful place full of annoying things that you could do without and is not worth it. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 months ago

Balls in your face? What kinda beaches are you going to?

by Anonymous 2 months ago

Meant beach balls 🤣

by Anonymous 2 months ago

Fair but I've been going to beaches for 25 years and never been hit by balls of any kind. Maybe you're just going to beaches with assholes lmao

by Anonymous 2 months ago

Nude beaches apparently

by Luciushomenick 2 months ago

The trick is to live right next to the beach. Then you can bring your beer from home and go there when it's not tourist peak time. Also you can walk there, :-)

by Anonymous 2 months ago

That's ideal 👌

by Anonymous 2 months ago

The trick is not to go to British ‘beaches'. Come to Australia and all of those problems disappear (except the seagulls, which get worse)

by Anonymous 2 months ago

Seagulls might be the most annoying animals to exist

by Anonymous 2 months ago

Bin Chickens???

by Ill-Sky 2 months ago

Sharks?

by Anonymous 2 months ago

I shave my hair and laugh at your hair concerns.

by Careyhilpert 2 months ago

Well played my friend 👏

by Anonymous 2 months ago

This is called prerogative.

by Anonymous 2 months ago

Yeah, not for me either. Nae shade.

by Ill-Sky 2 months ago

The only place where I can simultaneously be too hot and too cold.

by Sharp-Caramel 2 months ago

And it's gross

by Anonymous 2 months ago

Apparently we have very different beaches in Florida than in England. We literally drive on the beach, find a nice spot to park, bust out the canopy tent and chairs, then just chillax. Water is nice and warm 10 months of the year. Seagulls stay away because it's America, and they know we have firearms. Damn, England really sucks. No wonder everybody tried to leave it and colonize other places.

by carolynlemke 2 months ago

Yeah sorry its overhyped here. Dirty and the weather is bad most of time.

by Anonymous 2 months ago