-30 Touching grass has never once made me feel better about my situation, amirite?

by Nervous-Ice 2 months ago

is this satire? please be satire.

by Anonymous 2 months ago

Exactly what I was thinking. It's scary that it's so hard to tell nowadays.

by Anonymous 2 months ago

Houston …. We have satire :)

by brakushouston 2 months ago

You can also try some wheat grass juice to see how it feels on the inside.

by FuzzyPreparation 2 months ago

What you need to do is get freshly cut grass, liquidize it, fill a bath with the liquidized grass and then bathe in it.

by Own-Tutor5821 2 months ago

I hope this is a joke.

by Anonymous 2 months ago

Often, walks in the wilderness will take you away from your problems. It's the exertion and sensory over load. It helps to step away from you problems. Other things work too, but there limits. Sticking you hand in grass is what they mean, unless it's the smoking kind and then I would recommend gummmies, or anything other the breathing in smoke.

by Emelywitting 2 months ago

'Touch grass' means 'go outside', but yeah, I agree with you, a walk or spending time in the nature will not help you much with your real life problems, it will not hand you a cure or solution to losing your job, your loved one, divorce, litigation process you're going through, or anything. It's good to touch grass if you spend your days in front of the computer, good for your eyes and overall health. But in no way it helps you with actual real problems that have to be dealt with.

by Anonymous 2 months ago

No one says it but there also needs to be a river or some body of water somewhere nereby

by Maximum_Original_601 2 months ago

Maybe you're not touching it long enough, maybe it's been so long since you touched grass that you need full absorption. Try removing all of your clothing and lying in the grass for a few hours. If that doesn't work maybe bathe in a tub full of lawn clippings.

by Walkershyanne 2 months ago

LOL

by Anonymous 2 months ago

Go lie down in a field of grass while high, that'll do it for you

by Anonymous 2 months ago