I'm already sick of hearing about how few trick or treaters you got this year, amirite?

Some of yall are so damn miserable for kicks.

by Rileyconnelly 8 months ago

I haven't had a trick or treater (or anyone) knock on my door in 25 years. Living in the woods is nice.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Yep, username checks out. How can use the internet if you're a Buffalo? I'm curious lol

by Anonymous 8 months ago

No, the buffalo are in cahoots with me. We have a whole system worked out. They stampede the local farms causing a distraction while I snag the veggies. Then we feast.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's good!!!!

by Anonymous 8 months ago

How are people already complaining? It's the 21st

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Obviously they are from the future and came back to let is know.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

My uncle has already started complaining about how "people celebrate all the holidays except Christmas" -an irony that makes me scream

by Anonymous 8 months ago

I felt this way about Trunk or Treating until someone pointed out that it's great for families living in sparsely populated rural areas. So now I feel like it shouldn't replace trick or treating, but it's a great alternative to no candy.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

What the hell is trunk or treating??

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Everyone brings their car to a church parking lot and gives candy out of their trunk. Kids go car to car in a brightly lit parking lot. it is usually done the weekend before Halloween. It's safe, convenient, but boring and misses out of the point of being out in your neighborhood on Halloween.

by Practical-Muscle 8 months ago

That sounds terrible. I've never heard of that in the U.K.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

I get a ton of trick or treaters

by Upper-Divide 8 months ago

Same. We start buying sweets in September to make sure we have enough without having to buy it all in one go and spend a fortune.

by Visible-Product8524 8 months ago

Pro tip. Candy chute. If you have too much, just dump it all down the chute on some poor kid late in the evening. No backsies.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Bah humbug.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Wrong holiday, bro.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

I mean we are bouncing back from a couple of years of COVID and some other previous issues so it doesn't seem that abnormal that people would notice kids not coming around like they used to.

by Competitive-Sir2326 8 months ago

My old neighbourhood was like that. Kids would get BUSSED in from other areas. Cars would be parked uninvited all over resident's driveways and the roads. One year everyone got sick of it and made a pact to do a "blackout" lol

by Anonymous 8 months ago

I HATE TRUNK OR TREAT My kids would neverrrrr

by mekhi73 8 months ago

I'll get tons of kids at the door. I live in an area with alot of apartments and the kids go between em all. The code is decorations and lights on, it's good to knock.

by Visible-Product8524 8 months ago

It's not an airport…

by Anonymous 8 months ago

We get lots of kids!

by Anonymous 8 months ago

I got swarmed with over a hundred trick or treaters last year, a record for me. A friend of mine had 250.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

OMG YES GET OVER IT

by stephany26 8 months ago

I wasn't pissed until you reminded me , now I'm super pissed

by Hobart24 8 months ago

I think adults that care so much avout giving children candy and preserving the holiday should just start dressing up and going door to door giving candy. If the joy is dressing up and giving kids candy, then why does it matter who is going to who?

by Best-Comfortable-709 8 months ago

We're lucky to get one or two. Halloween isn't very big here in the UK. Bonfire night is more popular

by Anonymous 8 months ago

We take our son to a particularly popular neighborhood that's nick named "candy cane lane". The whole neighborhood puts up tons of Halloween decorations and takes it super seriously. Lots of kids and parents go every year.

by Fletaondricka 8 months ago

Huh? I get 50-150 kids every year.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

I've never lived in a house that got trick or treaters lmao my parents always had to take us to different neighborhoods. As an adult I've lived in one neighborhood that does (or did idk) still do trick or treating but I was a young adult and never home that night haha

by conner71 8 months ago

I've had zero in over a decade, but I'll keep a few treats in case. Why complain?

by Ambitious-Tough-8710 8 months ago

Ew

by Anonymous 8 months ago

I live in an amazing community and halloween is a blast. Looks like an 80s movie. I would wish this life for everyone but it *is* fleeting. I will cherish every year it exists.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Go with the trick. Kids are much softer than in the past. Waterhose is generally all you need to scatter them.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Halloween is still not a holiday; Kids and adults are still need to go to school/work the day after. So why is anyone wondering parents don't take kids out trick or treating? Whoever complaining should petition to have day after Halloween a federal holiday.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Refusing to take your kid trick or treating makes you a terrible parent. It's just pure laziness

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Curious how many kids you know .,,, they love Halloween and consoles

by Anonymous 8 months ago

They do, but they prefer to spent their halloween playing games instead of actually going outside.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

The ancient Greeks called and they want their youth-bashing back.

by Anonymous 8 months ago