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I'm already sick of hearing about how few trick or treaters you got this year, amirite?
by Anonymous4 hours ago
Some of yall are so damn miserable for kicks.
by Rileyconnelly3 hours ago
I haven't had a trick or treater (or anyone) knock on my door in 25 years. Living in the woods is nice.
by Anonymous3 hours ago
Yep, username checks out. How can use the internet if you're a Buffalo? I'm curious lol
by Anonymous3 hours ago
No, the buffalo are in cahoots with me. We have a whole system worked out. They stampede the local farms causing a distraction while I snag the veggies. Then we feast.
by Anonymous3 hours ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's good!!!!
by Anonymous2 hours ago
How are people already complaining? It's the 21st
by Anonymous2 hours ago
Obviously they are from the future and came back to let is know.
by Anonymous2 hours ago
My uncle has already started complaining about how "people celebrate all the holidays except Christmas" -an irony that makes me scream
by Anonymous2 hours ago
I felt this way about Trunk or Treating until someone pointed out that it's great for families living in sparsely populated rural areas. So now I feel like it shouldn't replace trick or treating, but it's a great alternative to no candy.
by Anonymous2 hours ago
What the hell is trunk or treating??
by Anonymous1 hour ago
Everyone brings their car to a church parking lot and gives candy out of their trunk. Kids go car to car in a brightly lit parking lot. it is usually done the weekend before Halloween. It's safe, convenient, but boring and misses out of the point of being out in your neighborhood on Halloween.
by Practical-Muscle1 hour ago
That sounds terrible. I've never heard of that in the U.K.
by Anonymous1 hour ago
I get a ton of trick or treaters
by Upper-Divide54 minutes ago
Same. We start buying sweets in September to make sure we have enough without having to buy it all in one go and spend a fortune.
by Visible-Product852429 minutes ago
Pro tip. Candy chute. If you have too much, just dump it all down the chute on some poor kid late in the evening. No backsies.
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