Sarah Jessica Parker is genuinely very attractive, amirite?

Every time I see her, I can't help but internally ask myself, "Why the long face?"

by Vaughn17 1 week ago

Yep, that's certainly the popular, cheap, easy joke everyone makes about her. She does indeed have a long face, but that in and of itself isn't a disqualifier for being beautiful. Would she be more attractive if her face wasn't as long? Probably, but it's a flaw that isn't significant enough to detract from her being, overall, very attractive. In the 90s in particular, she had an absolutely banging body, she styled her hair perfectly to accentuate her best features and obscure her flaws, and her beautiful features (like her eyes and her smile) made for a gorgeous package.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Out of curiosity, what is your gender?

by delia81 1 week ago

I'm a man.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

She's definitely a beautiful woman. I'm not even saying it's a flaw, but she does have an incredibly long face

by Vaughn17 1 week ago

I think we agree 100% then.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

She got the scream mask, but, I'd hit 😩

by Vlueilwitz 1 week ago

Typically she gets tagged as a Butterface, I wouldn't say she's unattractive either though.

by Pitiful_Swimming7890 1 week ago

Yeah, like, I'm not saying she has the most beautiful face of all time, I'm just saying that overall, she is well above average, even just her face in my opinion. She has beautiful eyes and a gorgeous smile, they more than make up for her face, nose, and chin being disproportionately long.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Look at the no makeup pics, I'd say average without it not above.

by Pitiful_Swimming7890 1 week ago

It's all personal preference. Personally I don't think she'd be attractive in an every day environment so when you compare her to Hollywood, where looks are crucial, she looks even worse.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You're telling me early 90s Sarah Jessica Parker, from "LA Story", with THAT body, would not be considered attractive in any setting?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Well, let's define what we mean by attractive then. By attractive, I mean, someone whose appearance sexually arouses you. Is that how you would define it?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Ok, definitely not then. Would you put her on par with someone like Dua Lipa, Ana De Armas? Or I guess from the era Lucy Liu, Liz Hurley or Alyssa Milano?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Ana De Armas is one of the most beautiful women to ever live. No one else you mentioned here is on her level at all. If I were to rank the women you suggested and include Sarah, I would rank them: 1) Ana De Armas (10/10) 2) Dua Lipa (9/10) 3) Liz Hurley (9/10) 4) Alyssa Milano (8/10) 5) Sarah Jessica Parker (7/10) 6) Lucy Liu (7/10)

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Some people find her beautiful and some dont. She is still famous regardless

by Head_Department 1 week ago

Yeah, but I feel like people just say she is ugly because it's trendy, not because they have actually really looked at her and come to the conclusion that that is really how they see her. Like Nickelback. Lots of people just say they suck even though they probably like more of their songs than of many bands they would say they like.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

She IS beautiful on the inside AND outside. Camera angles!

by vbatz 1 week ago

Right!? Like, damn! Haha.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I hear she's pretty popular with some horse girl groups

by bulahziemann 1 week ago

Oh, hello "tired cliche overused horse-face jokes", I was wondering how long it would be before you showed up.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Why is it so important that other people think she's attractive,? Kind of odd. She's a butterface

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Oh, hello "white knight that places too much emphasis on the 90's." Props on actually having an unpopular opinion here though.

by bulahziemann 1 week ago

Not white knighting, I actually dislike her as a person and I have no problem making very critical judgments about any woman or man's physical appearance. This is purely me trying to look at her physically and make an objective judgement. I do keep referring to her prime - which was the 90s - because a person's prime is really the only time they can be exceptionally attractive, so it's relevant. Plus, I would argue she was still hot for a good portion of the 00s as well.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

The old anteater ain't so bad, I agree.

by hollywiegand 1 week ago

She looked all right in LA Story. Wow saying that makes me feel old.

by Baumbachshayna 1 week ago

Nope. She's so ugly that I can't even consider her out of my leauge.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Of course she is, there no way youd get into the grand national...

by Anonymous 1 week ago