A good firm handshake is far superior to a dap, amirite?

Yes firmly grasp onto someone's hand, deep eye contact as I lick my lips and give him a wink, this is the beginning of our story, I'll never let it end, as I go in for a deep soothing kiss

by Anonymous 1 week ago

😂

by Anonymous 1 week ago

These feel situational. Like people you dap arent people you'd shake hands with

by Inevitable-Sleep1750 1 week ago

OP doesn't have any cool friends to dap

by Slow_Key5004 1 week ago

Does anyone really think it's cool? It seems like something people would do in highschool

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Okay I'm going to go out on a limb here and just say OP is super white.

by Slow_Key5004 1 week ago

Ironically enough it's always pasty white highschoolers I see doing it

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Agree 100% A dap has an entirely different purpose around it than a handshake.

by Ronny98 1 week ago

Yeah, some social settings are not personal enough to give them a handshake. They get a dap. Or mix it up to keep people guessing.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

The world has gone mad, what's wrong with a good old mutual crotch grab. FFS.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Your opinion isn't unpopular, but these responses are. Your statement is the way society has done it for a very long time. I agree with you.

by Lolitafriesen 1 week ago

A handshake isn't the problem, it's the way he made it sound like a romantic foreplay move rather than a "what's up" greeting.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

This

by Anonymous 1 week ago

sounds pretty gay man

by Anonymous 1 week ago

OP is a meat technician.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

So insecure that shaking hands means gay to You?

by Kohlerriver 1 week ago

Ah com'on. Let's not drag things into ridiculousness. Quickly shaking hands while holding eye contact and telling "nice to meet You" isn't gay. Why is everything nowadays sexual or even gay? It's just a hint of insecurity.

by Kohlerriver 1 week ago

yes my other hand gets very jealous that it can't grasp onto another man's majestic manmeat

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Idk man, I usually want to get to know someone before me and my friend DAP them

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Some sweaty dude bro with weirdly moist hands trying to crush my hand to prove how much of a man he is? Hardest pass

by jadontrantow 1 week ago

Aggressive chest bumping is far superior. If you can send the interviewer tumbling over the secretaries desk you're definitely going to get the job.

by Zoierunte 1 week ago

This is litterally the pupose a handshake was invented as a way of saying I dont care about all that crap and I trust your hygeine etc.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

The handshake was retired for the ever-fashionable dap/dude hug combo

by Street_Direction_697 1 week ago

When meeting someone for the first time, yes. And a professional setting, also yes. When I'm with my friend I'm dapping all my boys, no cap.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Clasping hands should be reserved for lovers. The only appropriate greeting between Real Men™ is a salute and a hearty "Ave Caesar."

by Open-Score 1 week ago

Consider swapping the caesar salute to maybe a different one tho

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I don't wanna shake anybody's hands. What COVID taught me is that nobody washes damn their hands. So no, thank you.

by Empty_Violinist5704 1 week ago

Yeah, obviously. What world do you live in where this is a hot take

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I think men are weird who obsess over having this firm handshake thing. I always give a firm one because dont want to be accused of the opposite which is somehow sexualised and annoying.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Also, if you're wearing a name tag attach it to the side of your chest you handshake with. They will look down to shake hands and then as they lift their gaze to you your name will appear

by Mission-Buy 1 week ago

You're crazy. You ever get the perfect clap with your homie giving dap.

by Mobile-Ad5467 1 week ago

I'm not shaking my homies hand when I see him, too formal. Dap with a pat on the back

by Anonymous 1 week ago

No it isn't. I don't want to shake your hand. It's weird. It's weird that you are trying to hold my hand and gentle vibrate it. It's a weird thing to do to someone as an introduction.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Lemme grab your hand until I decide to let go. It will be a long time.

by Familiar_Rule9151 1 week ago

Cultural

by Anonymous 1 week ago