Avocados 🥑, amirite?

man bait used to be believable

by malika35 6 days ago

I love avacados so much that unlike other people I eat them plain without anything to mix'em with. They're great.

by Anonymous 6 days ago

You're lying, but it's ok honey bun this is a safe space

by Anonymous 6 days ago

The thing is, the very recipe for "California Roll" includes avocado - it's kind of why it's called a California Roll. Get tuna rolls instead, that's what I do. I don't like avocados either, but that many exclamation points in a row is evidence of a disturbed mind. (/s)

by Anonymous 6 days ago

Ok exclamation point police

by Anonymous 6 days ago

ngl that made me laugh

by Dangerous-Swim6925 6 days ago

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 6 days ago

I eat them raw with a spoon. Sometimes with a pinch of salt. Yummy

by Slight_Firefighter56 6 days ago

I eat them slightly mashed with crushed ice, milk and sugar.

by Anonymous 6 days ago

That's like in south east Asia. They are served with desserts instead of savoury. Usually mixed with coconut milk, fruits etc

by Anonymous 6 days ago

This gave me the laugh I needed today. "I don't like this food, so none of YOU like it, either, and you're all liars!" 🤣 Hey, I legit hate peas, so everybody who SAYS they like peas is lying! 🤣 Now if I could only figure out why people keep buying peas, planting them in gardens, and claiming they like peas. Such a mystery. 🤔

by Reagan30 6 days ago

"I don't like XYZ, and my universe is so limited and my brain so small that I can't even conceptualize that anyone else likes XZY. I am the sole definition of what is good and what is not good in this world."

by Anonymous 6 days ago

My brain is small, your brain is big and juicy got it. Thanks paw paw

by Anonymous 6 days ago

I absolutely HATED avocados wasn't till I got pregnant and I craved them now they're my favorite

by Anonymous 6 days ago

Oh no you've been sucked into the matrix girl, get pregnant again maybe it'll reverse 😨😭😭😭

by Anonymous 6 days ago

Hmm maybe 🤔 also I agree with you OP on people who just straight up think "hey I'm thirsty let me just grab a whole ass glass of milk".

by Anonymous 6 days ago

THIS, I feel so bad for the baby version of me being forced to drink milk🥺

by Anonymous 6 days ago

😂😂😂😂

by Anonymous 6 days ago

i can vouch for this

by Dangerous-Swim6925 6 days ago

The funniest part is that your tastebuds "matured" to like tomato!?!? 😂🤣😂🤣 Bet you love mushrooms

by Raoulkulas 6 days ago

I LOVEEEEEE MUSHROOMS, but I also just began enjoying them as well

by Anonymous 6 days ago

Mushrooms have a way more "disgusting" texture and taste than avocados but I love mushrooms too

by Anonymous 6 days ago

Is it really that sad? Am I really lonely?

by Anonymous 6 days ago

Avocados to me are very bland, they barely have a taste on their own. Unless it's guacamole, I don't like eating them.

by Anonymous 6 days ago

For me they have a very distinct taste, and even thinking of the taste makes me nauseous. And thinking of the texture is so stomach turning. I can't even do chips and guacamole, I've tried it so many times and different variations. And the taste is so yucky

by Anonymous 6 days ago

Holy guacamole!

by Anonymous 6 days ago

I like avocados.

by BodybuilderNovel 6 days ago

I mean...when I cut up an avocado to put it on my taco salad or other food, I can't help but take a bite of it by itself. I guess my taste buds are long to me!! 🤣

by Anonymous 6 days ago

I'm not a big avocado eater but I like them. They're good when they're soft and buttery, great on sandwiches to add moisture. The taste is honestly so mild that it barely changes the flavour profile of a sandwich. Bit too expensive for the value though

by Anonymous 6 days ago

I'm with you. Avocados are horrible.

by Flat-Marsupial-1084 6 days ago

Amen 🥂

by Anonymous 6 days ago