+44 My Fleshlight, Creampuff, deserves to be my wife, amirite?

by Anonymous 2 days ago

This is my own fault for seeing the title and still clicking...

by Anonymous 2 days ago

You know what, my bad for having eyes.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Please touch grass.

by Legitimate_Park_5648 2 days ago

...he also supposedly has full blown sex dolls. I feel a little bad for his wife but no idea how I'm supposed to feel now. If this is fake, then A+ for the effort.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Fantastic, please marry your fleshlight then and stay the hell away from women, forever. Thanks.

by Extension_Stuff1981 2 days ago

When your counter argument to the people is, "People marry their cars, their pillows, even inanimate objects like bridges. So why is this so different?" you've kind of missed the larger point.

by morissettemarga 2 days ago

Can't believe I have to write this, but a fleshlight can't consent to marriage

by Anonymous 2 days ago

I mean it also can't not consent; it's a literal object with no agency. Consent isn't even a concept that applies to it.

by Fleffler 2 days ago

Consent is not implicit

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Fair, but still the concept of consent doesn't apply at all to anything without consciousness. And considering that people actually have married inanimate objects, a lack of consent doesn't seem to be an issue in this case.

by Fleffler 2 days ago

It is what it is.

by vchamplin 2 days ago

If you're not doing anything illegal, hurting anyone or have dark implications then there shouldn't be an issue marrying what makes you happy.

by Anonymous 2 days ago