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My Fleshlight, Creampuff, deserves to be my wife, amirite?
by Anonymous2 days ago
This is my own fault for seeing the title and still clicking...
by Anonymous2 days ago
You know what, my bad for having eyes.
by Anonymous2 days ago
Please touch grass.
by Legitimate_Park_56482 days ago
...he also supposedly has full blown sex dolls. I feel a little bad for his wife but no idea how I'm supposed to feel now. If this is fake, then A+ for the effort.
by Anonymous2 days ago
Fantastic, please marry your fleshlight then and stay the hell away from women, forever. Thanks.
by Extension_Stuff19812 days ago
When your counter argument to the people is, "People marry their cars, their pillows, even inanimate objects like bridges. So why is this so different?" you've kind of missed the larger point.
by morissettemarga2 days ago
Can't believe I have to write this, but a fleshlight can't consent to marriage
by Anonymous2 days ago
I mean it also can't not consent; it's a literal object with no agency. Consent isn't even a concept that applies to it.
by Fleffler2 days ago
Consent is not implicit
by Anonymous2 days ago
Fair, but still the concept of consent doesn't apply at all to anything without consciousness. And considering that people actually have married inanimate objects, a lack of consent doesn't seem to be an issue in this case.
by Fleffler2 days ago
It is what it is.
by vchamplin2 days ago
If you're not doing anything illegal, hurting anyone or have dark implications then there shouldn't be an issue marrying what makes you happy.
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