-42 Everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 days ago

We are monkeys on typewriters, but we've gone too far.

by Medium-Page3600 2 days ago

More like less advanced homo sapien business

by Anonymous 2 days ago

but with taxes, emails, and a lot less swinging from trees

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Things to move, people to screw

by Gia10 2 days ago

Except we are not monkeys so no. Apes are not monkeys.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Wow way to kill the fun. Thanks. No one cares.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

If this was fun to you than I feel bad that I ruined it and also bad that you are really boring.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Apes absolutely are a kind of monkey, monophyletically speaking. They're just the group of monkeys that lost their tails.

by Sad_Tap_6771 2 days ago

Apes don't have tails, have an appendix, and have larger brains than monkeys.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

And are descended from monkeys. So still belong to the monkey clade. This is like claiming that whales aren't ungulates anymore just because they usually don't have feet.

by Sad_Tap_6771 2 days ago

Too bad that's not how we define species.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

No one said anything about species here. We're talking about clades.

by Sad_Tap_6771 2 days ago