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Everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business. amirite?
by Anonymous2 days ago
We are monkeys on typewriters, but we've gone too far.
by Medium-Page36002 days ago
More like less advanced homo sapien business
by Anonymous2 days ago
but with taxes, emails, and a lot less swinging from trees
by Anonymous2 days ago
Things to move, people to screw
by Gia102 days ago
Except we are not monkeys so no. Apes are not monkeys.
by Anonymous2 days ago
Wow way to kill the fun. Thanks. No one cares.
by Anonymous2 days ago
If this was fun to you than I feel bad that I ruined it and also bad that you are really boring.
by Anonymous2 days ago
Apes absolutely are a kind of monkey, monophyletically speaking. They're just the group of monkeys that lost their tails.
by Sad_Tap_67712 days ago
Apes don't have tails, have an appendix, and have larger brains than monkeys.
by Anonymous2 days ago
And are descended from monkeys. So still belong to the monkey clade. This is like claiming that whales aren't ungulates anymore just because they usually don't have feet.
by Sad_Tap_67712 days ago
Too bad that's not how we define species.
by Anonymous2 days ago
No one said anything about species here. We're talking about clades.
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