Knife and fork etiquette is stupid, amirite?

the clacky clangy fork knife hand switching cutting technique drives me crazy. Not as crazy as sound of people who bite their fork every bite, but close. I'm also a lefty. We're forced by society to be a bit better at using our non-dominant hand but still. It's really not that hard to use a knife with your non-dominant hand

by Anonymous 4 hours ago

Not as bad as people who chew with a open mouth

by Rohanrachel 3 hours ago

Yeah you're totally right. that's definitely the worst

by Anonymous 3 hours ago

But I like to aerate my food while eating

by elaina89 3 hours ago

Also a lefty, it's never been mentioned when I swap the knife and fork.

by Altruistic_Host_1535 2 hours ago

Lefty l and have always used the knife in my right hand. Is that correct, or improper? I don't intend on changing so I guess it doesn't matter.

by Anonymous 2 hours ago

Correct. Fork in left hand, knife in right

by Anonymous 2 hours ago

Skill issue

by Anonymous 2 hours ago

Can't argue with that

by Hansenveronica 1 hour ago

Yep, sounds like more effort than just using utensils like you're supposed to.

by Anonymous 1 hour ago

"Like you're supposed to" in reference to how you use utensils sounds wild to me. I imagine you guys asking permission before you tie your shoes.

by Anonymous 1 hour ago

Why so pressed bro

by Anonymous 1 hour ago

Ok cutlery police lmao

by Okeefehans 54 minutes ago

Youre supposed to use your hands. Utensils cause overbites

by Anonymous 36 minutes ago

Thats fine, you can use your hands. I like an overbite

by Anonymous 17 minutes ago

Same, fork in dominant hand for me, knife in left and boom

by camronhammes 12 minutes ago