-17 Our bodies basically consist of skeletons wrapped in zombies and possessed by ghosts. amirite?

by Consistent_Letter819 4 hours ago

If our bodies are just skeletons with zombie skin and ghostly vibes, I guess that makes us the ultimate haunted house! Just waiting for someone to knock and say 'trick or treat!

by orvillebergstro 4 hours ago

Trick or treat

by Anonymous 4 hours ago

You forgot to knock

by UsefulLie6735 4 hours ago

I was just too eager you know

by Anonymous 4 hours ago

We're like walking Halloween decorations! Just imagine all the spooky stories we could tell if our bones could talk

by Anonymous 4 hours ago

Weird way to say you want me to ask you out

by Better-Frosting2163 3 hours ago

Take way too many mushrooms… you'll feel like a haunted house

by Anonymous 3 hours ago

All three of those concepts are based on "people who died but were then brought back in some incomplete way". So this is like, "a tree is just a bunch of branches that were pulled off a tree, but put on a tree trunk that had all its branches pulled off". Circular.

by Anonymous 3 hours ago

Yes, that's the point.

by Budget-Sort-7301 3 hours ago

No the point is that a circle doesn't have a point.

by Training_Back_381 3 hours ago

We're just mushy slushy brains that drive biomech meatsuits.

by Secure-Customer 3 hours ago

Nah. I'm not a ghost. I'm a brain controlling a bone mech wearing meat armor wearing cloth to disguise the armor power

by Honest-Law 2 hours ago

In other words, "i have a sleeper build"

by Anonymous 2 hours ago

Well, if my body is a haunted house, can I charge admission? I promise the ghosts will put on a great show

by Anonymous 2 hours ago

You can charge admission but most societies frown upon it

by Antwanmills 1 hour ago

Usually people do charge for admission onto their bodies, but there are options

by Arnoldrohan 1 hour ago

Rocks are just sand stuck together that came from rocks

by No_Guarantee 54 minutes ago

Zombies don't have skeletons?

by Anonymous 43 minutes ago

Years ago when I saw the famous pic of the human brain and its nervous system and someone said "that's it, that's us, everything else is just flesh pistons and undercarriage" I was stunned for a few minutes.

by Otherwise-Release925 26 minutes ago

and our bones are their money

by Anonymous 10 minutes ago