-19 It is healthier to be in an elevator with a lot of flatulence than a lot of sneezing. amirite?

by Anonymous 6 hours ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

by Anonymous 6 hours ago

Depends on how much flatulence and if anyone is sick.

by Illustrious-Can2637 6 hours ago

Depends on the time of year and the HVAC temp control of the lift. When CO > 2500ppm, humans begin to feel suffocated and panic ensues. Next, Methane holds more heat than the atmospheric air we breathe: Is the gas cruciferous vegetable blend? Indigestible lectins from red kidney beans Greasy fat from a crock pot roast loitering in your gut?

by MedicalOrange6538 6 hours ago

Prison food EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

by Anonymous 5 hours ago

What about flatulence caused by a stomach bug?

by Anonymous 5 hours ago