+43 A sandwich can't be too tall to take a bite of, otherwise it isn't a sandwich, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 hours ago

I was about to be a smartass and disagree with you on the basis that food between bread is the literal definition of a sandwich, and eating a sandwich with a fork and knife doesn't kick it out categorically, but then I googled it for good measure: an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with a filling between them, eaten as a light meal. 3 chicken breasts, bacon, mozzarella sticks and two pieces of bread is about as light as a ton of bricks.

by LifeguardKind421 12 hours ago

this is not an unpopular opinion tbh

by moisesgoyette 12 hours ago

its still a sandwhich just a poorly constructed one

by danika46 12 hours ago

My penis would like to have a word

by melvin93 12 hours ago

Please. Hurry.

by melvin93 12 hours ago

But is it a hot dog?

by Anonymous 11 hours ago

It's an innocent mistake. Some folks interpreted ScoobyDoo sandwich literally instead as a metaphor for drug use.

by Anonymous 11 hours ago

What about a sandwich that is too big for one person's mouth but not too big for somebody else? Does it need to fit in every mouth to be a sandwich? Or is sandwichness in the mouth of the beholder?

by Anonymous 10 hours ago

This makes no sense. A giant basketball player is going to have a bigger bite than a cheerleader. So a sandwhich big enough for him and too big for her is what then?

by Anonymous 10 hours ago

Please tell me in what setting and state of mind you were in thinking about this. I'm so interested. There is no way in hell I would even think about something as useless/ trivial as this.

by Anonymous 10 hours ago

I mean, it's still a sandwich. Just a very big one. There's Guinness World Records of people making pizzas the size of a swimming pool. Doesn't make it any less of a pizza!

by Anonymous 10 hours ago