+43 A sandwich can't be too tall to take a bite of, otherwise it isn't a sandwich, amirite?

by Anonymous 4 months ago

I was about to be a smartass and disagree with you on the basis that food between bread is the literal definition of a sandwich, and eating a sandwich with a fork and knife doesn't kick it out categorically, but then I googled it for good measure: an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with a filling between them, eaten as a light meal. 3 chicken breasts, bacon, mozzarella sticks and two pieces of bread is about as light as a ton of bricks.

by LifeguardKind421 4 months ago

this is not an unpopular opinion tbh

by moisesgoyette 4 months ago

its still a sandwhich just a poorly constructed one

by danika46 4 months ago

My penis would like to have a word

by melvin93 4 months ago

Please. Hurry.

by melvin93 4 months ago

But is it a hot dog?

by Anonymous 4 months ago

It's an innocent mistake. Some folks interpreted ScoobyDoo sandwich literally instead as a metaphor for drug use.

by Anonymous 4 months ago

What about a sandwich that is too big for one person's mouth but not too big for somebody else? Does it need to fit in every mouth to be a sandwich? Or is sandwichness in the mouth of the beholder?

by Anonymous 4 months ago

This makes no sense. A giant basketball player is going to have a bigger bite than a cheerleader. So a sandwhich big enough for him and too big for her is what then?

by Anonymous 4 months ago

Please tell me in what setting and state of mind you were in thinking about this. I'm so interested. There is no way in hell I would even think about something as useless/ trivial as this.

by Anonymous 4 months ago

I mean, it's still a sandwich. Just a very big one. There's Guinness World Records of people making pizzas the size of a swimming pool. Doesn't make it any less of a pizza!

by Anonymous 4 months ago