Burps are worse than farts. amirite?

It's not normal to taste burps unless you ate something particularly strong or meaty, are you sure you aren't getting heartburn?

by Anonymous 15 hours ago

Really? I feel like I taste most my burps. Usually not particularly strongly, but I usually taste something Unless of course it's just gas escaping from soda bubbles or beer or whatever

by Any-Drummer6783 15 hours ago

For real OP. You shouldn't regularly taste your burps...

by Cool_Till_167 15 hours ago

You ever have someone burp in your face? It doesn't smell like roses. Especially if they ate anything with garlic or onions.

by Ancient-Pressure-673 14 hours ago

I didn't say it smells like roses, but it also doesn't smell like asshole.

by Anonymous 14 hours ago

Ehhhhhhh....we're gonna have to agree to disagree on this one

by Ancient-Pressure-673 14 hours ago

Ya they do

by Anonymous 13 hours ago

No they don't. If yours do then see a doctor.

by Anonymous 13 hours ago

Not me. Idk how to burp. I mean I despise having to smell other people's burps.

by Anonymous 13 hours ago

Would you rather smell their farts?

by Anonymous 12 hours ago

No not at all, but burps are so close to your face. My face is never that close to someone's butt, that's why I hate burps way worse.

by Anonymous 12 hours ago

A fart travels, burps are local to that persons mouth

by Anonymous 12 hours ago

Not some of the burps I have had the misfortune of smelling at times

by Anonymous 11 hours ago

like that one episode on sp where Cartman throws up a turd

by Anonymous 11 hours ago

Was that the same episode where they have to eat with their asses and poo out their mouths?

by Anonymous 11 hours ago

well I didn't watch the full episode but I don't think so because Cartman was dared to do it

by Anonymous 11 hours ago

They can, depending on how you enjoy yourself. Haha.

by Ancient-Pressure-673 10 hours ago

Hahaha

by Ancient-Pressure-673 10 hours ago

Yea, over for everyone except the person who burped. That nasty flavor sticks to the tongue.

by Ancient-Pressure-673 10 hours ago

Some farts are just too wet for me to think it's pure gas

by PositiveExtent 9 hours ago

I kinda like the flavor the second time around even better tbh. After it marinates a bit, you know?

by Anonymous 9 hours ago

I hate this. Thanks.

by Ancient-Pressure-673 8 hours ago

Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it?

by Anonymous 8 hours ago

Nice!

by Anonymous 8 hours ago

Smelling is basically tasting. So it's almost the same thing.

by andres82 8 hours ago

Almost is not the same. Sure, it smells like death, but you can't actually taste it. When you burp, the taste lingers. Like the essence of puke without the chunks. Gag.

by Ancient-Pressure-673 7 hours ago

I'm not being snarky at all - have you been checked for any issues with your stomach or esophagus? Like I said, zero shade intended but that's not normal - especially if it feels or tastes similar to vomit. Like personally I get stomach ulcers a lot, and one of the first signs for me is in the frequency/taste of burps. It can also be a sign of gerd or some other issues with the digestive system.

by lynchlincoln 7 hours ago

Google it.

by andres82 7 hours ago

brother go sniff a turd and then eat one, you know it ain't the same

by Anonymous 7 hours ago

Well technically you don't have to eat it. You just have to taste it. The swallowing would be super hard obviously. But the taste is what we are focused on in this experiment.

by Anonymous 7 hours ago

….go taste a turd pics or it didn't happen

by Anonymous 6 hours ago

I know the two senses are connected

by Ancient-Pressure-673 6 hours ago

Damn you for making me think about this

by Anonymous 6 hours ago

You're welcome

by Ancient-Pressure-673 5 hours ago

You can smell and taste a burp You can only smell a fart

by Anonymous 5 hours ago

Exactly

by Ancient-Pressure-673 5 hours ago

I'm a weirdo who doesn't burp so I'm not fond of other people doing it but farts are still gross too.

by Anonymous 5 hours ago

Wat

by Ancient-Pressure-673 5 hours ago

Some people (myself included) can't burp because of their diaphragm

by RelationshipFit2535 4 hours ago

That sucks

by Ancient-Pressure-673 4 hours ago

Bold of you to assume my farts can't be tasted.

by Anonymous 4 hours ago

Comes with the chance of puking everywhere

by Ancient-Pressure-673 4 hours ago

Meh don't think I've ever had a burp so violent I projectile vomited. Could always choke that back down

by Anonymous 4 hours ago

Never trust a fart after 30

by Ancient-Pressure-673 4 hours ago

Sage advice

by Anonymous 3 hours ago

Yours is an unpopular opinion. However, I agree. Burps are more repugnant than farts. At least to me. I don't ever burp tho...so that might be why I don't like when others do it.

by hilllbrook 3 hours ago

lmaooo read this mid burp😂😂

by fkovacek 3 hours ago

Ha

by Ancient-Pressure-673 3 hours ago

Tell me you love eating ass without telling me you love eating ass

by Martinhowe 3 hours ago

You haven't smelled mines yet, I might change your mind.

by Anonymous 2 hours ago

Ok but at least you can aim your burps. You're screwing the chair you're sitting on or whatever room you're in whenever you fart. Lol, fart

by GolfMany 2 hours ago

I can safely say that probably 20 times in my life I've like actually burped, I did not taste it. Are you okay?

by RelationshipFit2535 1 hour ago

Burping only 20 times in your life is not normal

by Ancient-Pressure-673 1 hour ago

I can't burp, when I do it's extremely loud and long.

by RelationshipFit2535 45 minutes ago

100%

by Reasonable-Survey793 16 minutes ago

I think something is off with your burps, mine have no taste ever

by Anonymous 4 minutes ago