squatting above toilets is criminal, amirite?

I'll sit on the seat idgaf. I know in my workplace the damn toilets are cleaned more than anything else in the store.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Carpet bombing 😂

by ava06 3 weeks ago

Not unpopular in my world. We have three single user restrooms at my work. One is ridiculously small and very clearly labeled "EMPLOYEES ONLY." It's primary purpose is to enable employees to quickly get in and out of the restroom and back to work. One day, I finally had a moment to pee (like 90 seconds), and I saw this Boomer lady slip in my restroom right ahead of me. I had to dart back to work. When I finally had another two minutes to run to the bathroom, there was piss everywhere. So, it took me four minutes or so to clean the bathroom and then I got yelled at for stepping off the line for too long. That was a year ago and I still feel salty.

by Tina27 3 weeks ago

Ya know what also makes a mess on seats is the insane water pressure behind many of the commercial flush toilets in their attempt to mitigate clogs while reducing water consumption. I've seen poo come flying up out of the bowl and splat and run down the walls, and water and tp land on the seat. Nasty stuff

by KeyAgile430 3 weeks ago

in a dormitory so i use communal bathrooms with commercial toilets right now. whats most shocking to me is the fact that these babies are able to be clogged. they even got the toggle for #1 and #2 flushes and someone still manages to clog the thing. like that monstrosity of a toilet is legally allowed to use more water and more water pressure for this exact purpose. i think, to add to my "unpopular opinion", toilet etiquette must be taught in schools. it is really not so shameful to flush twice if you happen to have the potential to clog with your #2's. it is less embarrassing to flush twice and get your dump down the drain than to try and flush once with all the toilet paper involved and manage to clog the toilet and now the bathroom stinks. but that is beside my overall point that toilet hoverers are not welcome members of society

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Y'all just use the seat cover! Squatters and those uncomfortable with the damp. You have options!!!

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Not all toilets have seat covers

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Couple layers of TP is always an option

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Most janitors I've known have told me the women's bathrooms were typically the dirtiest. When I lived in a dorm that moved to all gender bathrooms I'd brush my teeth in the mostly women's side because the sink areas were cleaner, but use the toilet on the men's side.

by Current_Fix_5396 3 weeks ago

I can help you never experience this again "Look before you leap" Also one lady did die and I desperately wanted (as a joke because you are 100% right about people shouldn't pee all over seats) to give you her name but it's late and I am too tired to look it up.

by Straight_Reach_9633 3 weeks ago

I got a squatty potty what do you want

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Well, I just hover. Much easier

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Why are you sitting on public toilet seats that's the real issue here 😂. Girl you should treat yourself better than that

by sawayndelpha 3 weeks ago

If you clean it off first, what's the issue? Will bacteria just jump up from the seat? Just wondering.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

send me any rate or statistic or article about the dangers of sitting on a toilet seat. "if you wanna risk it" RISK WHAT? you need jail time to atone for your sins against man. oh em gee i am in a public toilet and all i have to clean the toilet seat is a paper square with no disinfectant? what am i to do? it's not like theres sinks with soap dispensers in the very room i'm in :(((. maybe it's not a risk for me, but i guess if you have spent your entire life avoiding all contamination i'm sure door handles burn your skin and send you to the ER immediately to be tested for scarlet fever. i will live to 105 years and die peacefully in my sleep while you rot on a hospital bed at 65 due to a minor flu. we are not the same

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

my issue is is that hoverers focus only on toilet seats. door handles are like 15 times nastier than toilet seats. door handles spread disease so much more. door handles, as a whole, are riskier. how often do you see people opening doors with their elbows or with a disinfectant wipe in hand?(never in my life) and how often do you hear about people hovering above seats (weekly or monthly)!! there is no reason to have this much energy for toilet seats about risk and "nastiness" and whatnot when you do not share that energy anywhere else in your life. "that doesn't take away from the fact that it's nasty and it does affect your character". it affects your character in that --> you have a worse character than me. you are a bad person. learn from your mistakes. now is your chance. you are the primary cause of toilet seats being gross. jail!!!!!!

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

It's nasty because yall be peeing on the seat!!

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Because it's better for your pelvic floor muscles!

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

I agree. Clearly they've never been to a public restroom that hardly ever gets cleaned

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

You're funny.

by Cool-Drink 3 weeks ago