+21 A crocodile has a massive advantage over a lion in deep water, but the lion wins on dry land. Therefore, there must exist a depth of water that makes it an even fight. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 days ago

I like this one. And I think you could go even further, there should be a level of water for each aquatic animal vs. terrestrial animal fight that makes it an even one. I wonder what it'd be for shark vs. human.

by Anonymous 3 days ago

When i lived in Cuba there were stories of people getting snatched by tiger sharks in like 3 feet of water, dont know how accurate that is, lots of stories about them being caught and you would find their stomachs full of cans,knives, human parts etc. I was young and dont know enough about them to say if any of this is accurate, but they were the thing i feared the most when swimming in the sea. In my mind these sharks would just attack anything in sight.

by runolfsdottirem 3 days ago

I'm guessing it's right around the point where the shark can breathe without dying.

by candelarioyost 3 days ago

I feel like up to the hip. Arms for human to punch. Probably just enough for a shark to swim and attack

by Anonymous 3 days ago

Are you sure the lion wins on dry land?

by Anonymous 3 days ago

There was that one lion who got taken out by a school of tuna. The built breathing apparatus' out of kelp. Figured out where he lived.

by Anonymous 3 days ago

Aggressively hunted him and his kind, if I remember correctly

by Anonymous 3 days ago

Got the taste for lion and decided they liked it.

by Anonymous 3 days ago

I'm a peacock man you gotta let me fly

by SinkMaster712 3 days ago

I think it might, or at least it can run away faster than a crocodile could chase (although crocs are faster than most people think).

by Great-Preference 3 days ago

And also faster than most people (unless you are Usain Bolt maybe).

by Anonymous 3 days ago

A Jaguar even wins in water. They hunt crocodiles.

by Anonymous 3 days ago

Does the lion win on dry land? Crocodiles are intense.

by Anonymous 3 days ago

I'm guessing it can sometimes, but it ain't exactly a wash. Tigers kill their native crocodiles, that are smaller than Niles, for food sometimes.

by Anonymous 3 days ago

And a tiger would wreck a lion 9 out of 10 times

by Competitive-Salt 3 days ago

They're so cute though!!

by Anonymous 3 days ago

You could definitely bet on either side

by Sigurdziemann 3 days ago

Whoever wins the cycle race will win the triathlon

by Anonymous 3 days ago

Intermediate Value Theroem

by Anonymous 3 days ago

Years ago I read a novel called Bear v. shark by Chris Bachelder. This is kind of what happens. It's a blood sport that everyone is obsessed with, and takes place in a shallow swimming pool. This book also taught me what an SUV is. Every time I hear SUV, I think of Bear v. Shark.

by Anonymous 3 days ago

I'm not even sure the lion consistently wins on land

by Anonymous 3 days ago

What is the point at which a swimming moose gets beaten by an orca consistently?

by Anonymous 3 days ago

Jaguar enters the chat.

by Cali78 3 days ago

Damn nature, you scary

by Anonymous 3 days ago

Intermediate value theorem from calculus

by Anonymous 3 days ago

I'm pretty sure the crocodile wins on dry land as well.

by Anonymous 3 days ago

Only takes a few inches to be able to drown, so likely not very deep.

by Anonymous 3 days ago

Even on dry land a large crocodile would be dangerous for a lion. Those things are no joke.

by Confident-Cheek7219 3 days ago

No way a Lionel survives a actual bite from a crocodile or keeps their paw after a deathroll. Just no way.

by Specific-Initial-752 3 days ago

Sea Lion enters the chat. Hold my beer.

by Anonymous 3 days ago

I would assume the moment the crocodile can float, as the weight of the water will slow the lion down scaled to depth, while the croc will go from low effectiveness to full effectiveness in 1 step.

by Anonymous 3 days ago