+1,935 This is how the week goes: Monday - Denial - "Well, I'm sure Friday will come in no time." Tuesday - Despair - "That was only ONE DAY?! Friday will NEVER be here!" Wednesday - Acceptance - "Well, we're halfway to Friday." Thursday - Exasperation - "Why can't it just be Friday?!" Friday - Shock - "Wait, is it Friday already?", amirite?

+1,775 Kristen Stewart has about as much of a personality as a blank piece of paper, amirite?

+1,818 There is such thing as bad tasting water, amirite?

+1,857 We're all jealous of those people with the crazy fast metabolisms that eat like pigs and still weigh like four pounds, amirite?

+1,926 Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you wanna meet him. amirite?

+1,878 I'd like to shoot whoever said television is too violent these days, amirite?

+2,004 Just when you thought it couldn't get any hotter... you get in the car. amirite?

+1,901 Rather than waiting for your next vacation, you should be creating a life that needs no escape, amirite?

+1,970 Girls, you're a tiny bit sad when a guy stops liking you, even if you didn't like him back, amirite?

+1,871 When you get a new calendar you quickly flip to the month your birthday is and see if you got a good picture. amirite?

+1,961 It sucks when you forget to shake the ketchup and you get the gross juice on your plate, amirite?

+1,593 You feel like your calculator is secretly judging you when you type in a super obvious question, amirite?

+1,854 Nerds don't die, we just respawn, amirite?

+1,851 You don't actually know your friends' addresses, you just know where they live, amirite?

+1,818 The most annoying thing about someone eating all the cookies, is having to log in again, amirite?

+1,767 Life is one big game of Hide & Seek, once you find that one person you've won the game, amirite?

-40 You prefer wheat bread over white bread, amirite?

+1,364 To most Christians, the Bible is like the terms of use for a software license. Nobody actually reads it, they just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree", amirite?

+1,650 You feel like you just witnessed something no other human-being has when you see the paper man distribute the papers in the wee hours of the morning. amirite?

+1,909 At least once in your life, you've wondered what it's like to be the other gender, amirite?